Monthly Archives: September 2019

The Audacity of Grope

Posted on September 30, 2019 by twitmericks

A man who compulsively lies/ Robustly and firmly denies/ Reports that reveal/ #How, during a meal,/ He doubly groped two women’s thighs./// A man who compulsively lies Robustly and firmly denies Reports that revealHow, during a meal,He doubly groped two … Continue reading →

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Don’t nag a Naga

Posted on September 27, 2019 by twitmericks

Beeb bosses say don’t call out racism/ But staff say they will when it faces ’em,/ And trying to gag a/ Presenter like Naga/ Is something that rather disgraces ’em./// tweet + story Beeb bosses say don't call out racismBut … Continue reading →

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Are you a shoplifter, or are you just pleased to see me?

Posted on September 27, 2019 by twitmericks

A well-endowed Stoke-on-Trent shopper,/ Suspected because of his whopper,/ Denied he was stealing,/ And stripped off, revealing/ The bulge in his jeans was his chopper./// Tweet and story (also follow replies and my retweets for translations in French, German and… … Continue reading →

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Chiracballs

Posted on September 26, 2019 by twitmericks

So farewell Jacques Chirac, the late/ Conservative French head of state,/ A man of some stature,/ Who said about Thatcher/ “Does she want my balls on a plate?”/// Tweet and story

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Ukraining on his parade

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Trump’s courting Ukraine to harm Biden/ Got Nancy Pelosi deciden/ This serious breach meant/ Some grounds for impeachment,/ Which may be expected to widen./// Tweet+story

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Johnson beaten

Posted on September 25, 2019 by twitmericks

Presiding in court, Lady Hale/ Made clear Johnson’s mark was a fail,/ And ruling as one/ Against what he’d done,/ The judges were not pro-rogue male. Tweet+story

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The way the Cookie Crumbles

Posted on September 24, 2019 by twitmericks

As tourism firm Thomas Cook/ Leaves low-paid employees in shtook/ Its chiefs see no onus,/ In terms of their bonus,/ On them to give back what they took./// As tourism firm Thomas CookLeaves low-paid employees in shtookIts chiefs see no … Continue reading →

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Friends with benefits

Posted on September 23, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris de Pfeffel, as Mayor/ Allegedly failed to declare/ He let the odd penny for/ Brit firms go to Jennifer/ With whom he was in an affair./// On twitter

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Last Harrumph

Posted on September 22, 2019 by twitmericks

John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,/ Retired and then ranted with rancour/ At those who had paid/ The money that made/ Him one very rich right-wing wanker./// On Twitter  John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,Retired and then ranted with rancourAt those who … Continue reading →

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What came over them?

Posted on September 18, 2019 by twitmericks

A yard where bull semen was stowed/ Caught fire and went on to explode;/ The fire crews were dumbstruck,/ As vials of come struck/ By blasts began shooting their load./// A yard where bull semen was stowedCaught fire and went … Continue reading →

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