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Monthly Archives: September 2019
The Audacity of Grope
A man who compulsively lies/ Robustly and firmly denies/ Reports that reveal/ #How, during a meal,/ He doubly groped two women’s thighs./// A man who compulsively lies Robustly and firmly denies Reports that revealHow, during a meal,He doubly groped two … Continue reading
Don’t nag a Naga
Beeb bosses say don’t call out racism/ But staff say they will when it faces ’em,/ And trying to gag a/ Presenter like Naga/ Is something that rather disgraces ’em./// tweet + story Beeb bosses say don't call out racismBut … Continue reading
Are you a shoplifter, or are you just pleased to see me?
A well-endowed Stoke-on-Trent shopper,/ Suspected because of his whopper,/ Denied he was stealing,/ And stripped off, revealing/ The bulge in his jeans was his chopper./// Tweet and story (also follow replies and my retweets for translations in French, German and… … Continue reading
Chiracballs
So farewell Jacques Chirac, the late/ Conservative French head of state,/ A man of some stature,/ Who said about Thatcher/ “Does she want my balls on a plate?”/// Tweet and story
Ukraining on his parade
Trump’s courting Ukraine to harm Biden/ Got Nancy Pelosi deciden/ This serious breach meant/ Some grounds for impeachment,/ Which may be expected to widen./// Tweet+story
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Johnson beaten
Presiding in court, Lady Hale/ Made clear Johnson’s mark was a fail,/ And ruling as one/ Against what he’d done,/ The judges were not pro-rogue male. Tweet+story
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The way the Cookie Crumbles
As tourism firm Thomas Cook/ Leaves low-paid employees in shtook/ Its chiefs see no onus,/ In terms of their bonus,/ On them to give back what they took./// As tourism firm Thomas CookLeaves low-paid employees in shtookIts chiefs see no … Continue reading
Friends with benefits
Old Boris de Pfeffel, as Mayor/ Allegedly failed to declare/ He let the odd penny for/ Brit firms go to Jennifer/ With whom he was in an affair./// On twitter
Last Harrumph
John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,/ Retired and then ranted with rancour/ At those who had paid/ The money that made/ Him one very rich right-wing wanker./// On Twitter John Humphrys, a BBC anchor,Retired and then ranted with rancourAt those who … Continue reading
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What came over them?
A yard where bull semen was stowed/ Caught fire and went on to explode;/ The fire crews were dumbstruck,/ As vials of come struck/ By blasts began shooting their load./// A yard where bull semen was stowedCaught fire and went … Continue reading
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