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Dishonourable member

A blundering blond Brexiteer/ Was called by a judge to appear,/ And though he denies/ He told whopping lies,/ His pants are on fire, I fear./// A blundering blond BrexiteerWas called by a judge to appear,And though he deniesHe told … Continue reading

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Ex farte injunction

A court found no legal protection/ If someone at work’s predilection/ Is rudely to place/ His rear in your face/ And fart in your general direction./// A court found no legal protectionIf someone at work's predilectionIs rudely to placeHis rear … Continue reading

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Poetic Justice

A judge who was bearing the brunt/ Of one racist’s verbal affront/ In Chelmsford Crown Court/ Produced her retort:/ “And you are a bit of a cunt”./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/10/judge-defendant-john-hennigan-exchange-insults-chelmsford-court A judge who was bearing the bruntOf one racist's verbal affrontIn Chelmsford … Continue reading

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