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Taking the Piss

The Samuel Smith public house chain/ Says customers being profane/ Face being kicked out,/ I.e., if in doubt,/ Fuck off or else fucking refrain!/// https://www.wsj.com/articles/english-pubs-ban-swearing-are-accused-of-having-for-brains-1501774700?mod=e2tw The Samuel Smith public house chainSays customers being profaneFace being kicked out,I.e., if in doubt,Fuck … Continue reading

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Poetic Justice

A judge who was bearing the brunt/ Of one racist’s verbal affront/ In Chelmsford Crown Court/ Produced her retort:/ “And you are a bit of a cunt”./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/10/judge-defendant-john-hennigan-exchange-insults-chelmsford-court A judge who was bearing the bruntOf one racist's verbal affrontIn Chelmsford … Continue reading

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A Minion Bucks

There once was a father whose boy/ Was given a Minion toy/ That said “What the Fuck”/ As dad, horror-struck/ Tho thinking the same, remained coy./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/foodanddrinknews/11730910/WTF-Are-Happy-Meal-Minions-teaching-children-to-swear.html There once was a father whose boy Was given a Minion toy That said "What … Continue reading

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