Tag Archives: essex

Snake on the Loos

Posted on September 5, 2017 by

A python in Southend-on-Sea/ Surprised a boy going to pee/ But luckily Reggie,/ Although not a veggie,/ Prefers baby rats for his tea./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-41159173 A python in Southend-on-SeaSurprised a boy going to peeBut luckily Reggie,Although not a veggie,Prefers baby rats … Continue reading →

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Poetic Justice

Posted on August 10, 2016 by

A judge who was bearing the brunt/ Of one racist’s verbal affront/ In Chelmsford Crown Court/ Produced her retort:/ “And you are a bit of a cunt”./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/aug/10/judge-defendant-john-hennigan-exchange-insults-chelmsford-court A judge who was bearing the bruntOf one racist's verbal affrontIn Chelmsford … Continue reading →

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Ship of Fools

Posted on April 8, 2015 by

Two men sailed a DIY boat/ But others so minded please note/ Coat hangers and plywood/ Aren’t items that I would/ Employ if you want it to float./// http://www.itv.com/news/anglia/2015-04-07/men-rescued-from-9-homemade-boat/ Two men sailed a DIY boat But others so minded please note Coat … Continue reading →

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Merry Racistmas

Posted on December 15, 2014 by

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas present To Nigel Farage wasn't pleasant His Basildon hopeful Got racist when dopeful & joked about shooting a … Continue reading →

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Essex, is This The Only Way?

Posted on October 19, 2011 by

The violent scenes at Dale Farm/Risk causing serious harm/They’ve got rather frazzled on/Both sides in Basildon/Time for a wee bit of calm? http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/police-defend-dale-farm-eviction-tactics-2372769.html

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