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Farage’s European Unions

A Frenchwoman’s lover named Farage/ Is joined to a German by marriage,/ Though closer relations/ With such EU nations/ We tend to hear Farage disparage./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/06/nigel-farages-wife-pictured-without-wedding-ring-ex-ukip-leader/ A Frenchwoman's lover named FarageIs tied to a German by marriageTho closer relationsWith such … Continue reading

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Rubbing Along

The MEP Nigel Farage/ Paid court to the new grand fromage,/ Presenting to Trump/ His pale English rump/ For transcontinental frottage./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/11/13/exclusive-nigel-farage-reveals-donald-trumps-team-has-reservatio/ The MEP Nigel #Farage Paid court to the new grand fromage,Presenting to #TrumpHis pale English rumpFor transcontinental frottage. — … Continue reading

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Out of Control

Diane who came top of the poll/ For UKIP’s top leadership role/ Has called it a day/ Which could pave the way/ For Nigel to take back control./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37558485 Diane who came top of the pollFor #UKIP's top leadership roleHas … Continue reading

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Ukip Skinny-dip

A Ukipper stripped off his gear/ To go for a dip off the pier;/ Allegedly Farage/ Showed bare undercarriage/ And flashes of lily-white rear./// http://www.itv.com/news/2016-09-17/nigel-farage-marks-final-conference-as-ukip-leader-by-going-late-night-skinny-dipping/ A Ukipper stripped off his gearTo go for a dip off the pier;Allegedly #FarageShowed bare … Continue reading

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Brexit Stage Right

The UKIP boss Nigel Farage/ Resigned as the group’s grand fromage/ He won in a poll/ To take back control/ But wants someone else to take charge./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36702929 The UKIP boss Nigel FarageResigned as the group's grand fromageHe won in … Continue reading

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Votey McBoatface

Farage went upriver by boat/ Campaigning for Brexit afloat/ Sir Bob set sail too/ To back the EU/ And fish for the odd floating vote./// http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/nigel-farage-and-bob-geldof-in-river-battle-on-the-thames-over-brexit-a3272161.html Farage went upriver by boatCampaigning for Brexit afloatSir Bob set sail tooTo back the … Continue reading

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Nige’ll Oblige

Although Nigel Farage resigned/ It put his old mates in a bind/ They need Farage back/ Because of a lack -/ There’s nobody else they could find!/// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/11/nigel-farage-withdraws-resignation-as-ukip-leader Although Nigel Farage resigned It put his old mates in a bind They need … Continue reading

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Making New Plans for Nigel

The final result in South Thanet/ Does not go as Ukippers plan it/ So farewell Farage/ No more badinage/ You said if you lost you would can it./// http://news.sky.com/story/1480147/farage-loses-ukip-westminster-bid-fails The final result in South Thanet Does not go as Ukippers plan … Continue reading

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Too Far For Farage

A UKIP official from Thanet/ Was told by her party to can it/ For saying some stuff/ Jaw-dropping enough/ That even Farage wants to ban it./// http://www.kentonline.co.uk/thanet/news/party-expels-councillor-for-jaw-29019/ A UKIP official from Thanet Was told by her party to can it For saying … Continue reading

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Merry Racistmas

The Ukippers’ Essexmas present/ To Nigel Farage wasn’t pleasant/ His Basildon hopeful/ Got racist when dopeful/ & joked about shooting a peasant./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/ukip-candidate-jokes-about-shooting-peasants-in-racist-and-homophobic-rant-9923478.html The Ukippers' Essexmas present To Nigel Farage wasn't pleasant His Basildon hopeful Got racist when dopeful & joked about shooting a … Continue reading

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