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Apocalypso Now

Ex-BBC DJ Mike Read/ Reluctantly had to concede/ He kept getting gyp, so/ His UKIP Calypso/ Will now be withdrawn at top speed./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-29722860 Ex-BBC DJ Mike Read Reluctantly had to concede He kept getting gyp, so His UKIP Calypso Will now be withdrawn … Continue reading

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Sceptic Tank

The nationalist side flexed its muscles/ In EU electoral tussles/ From mild Eurosceptic/ To quite apoplectic/ Expressing frustration with Brussels. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/european-election-results-2014-farright-parties-flourish-across-europe-in-snub-to-austerity-9434069.html The nationalist side flexed its muscles In EU electoral tussles From mild Eurosceptic To quite apoplectic Expressing frustration at Brussels — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Romania Mania

There is an old fellow named Farage/ Whose anti-Romanian barrage/ Reflects a deep fear/ That foreigners here/ Are all out to squat in his garage. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27474099 A note on pronunciation:  I have previously rhymed Farage with ‘disparage’ and with ‘large’. … Continue reading

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Farage Fightback

When UKIP was under attack/ Old Nigel prepared to fight back/ We’re clearly not racist/ He said, on the basis/ That some of our people are black/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27274621 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/463003549342105600  

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Xenophobe in Racism Shock

A UKIP supporter in Merton/ Of whom party bosses seemed certain/ In fact was a racist/ And so on that basis/ His prospects have gone for a Burton. ///http://www.wimbledonguardian.co.uk/news/11171402.Merton_election_candidate_and_Ukip_posterboy_suspended_after_racist_tweets_emerge/ A UKIP supporter in Merton Of whom party bosses were certain In fact … Continue reading

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Not EU, Darling

A UKIP campaign causing strife/ Says EU migration is rife/ And jobs meant for Brits/ Are taken by Fritz/ (Not least Nigel Farage’s wife). ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27115043 A UKIP campaign causing strife Says EU migration is rife And jobs meant for Brits Are taken by Fritz (Not … Continue reading

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Mad About Vlad

The UKIP boss Nigel Farage/ Has paid an unlikely homage/ Admitting a crush on/ That bare-chested Russian/ The Kremlin’s kick-ass grand fromage. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-vladimir-putin-is-the-world-leader-i-most-admire-9224781.html The UKIP boss @Nigel_Farage Has paid an unlikely homage Admitting a crush on That bare-chested Russian The Kremlin's kick-ass grand fromage. … Continue reading

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Anna Fingers Nigel

Ms Soubry has caused some diversion/ With this unexpected assertion:/ If Farage looks pained/ It may be explained/ By digital rectal insertion. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/nigel-farage-expects-apology-from-tory-mp-anna-soubry-after-she-says-he-looks-like-somebody-put-their-finger-up-his-bottom-9020769.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/414782000277360641    

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Farage Farrago

There once was a top UKIP chief/ Whose Scottish campaign came to grief/ Farage had to scrub/ His gig in a pub/ As coppers provided relief. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-22566183https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/335344736892235777  

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Fear and Loathing in Westminster

Tory MPs who disparage/ The government bill on gay marriage/ In votes & in tweets/ Must worry their seats/ Will be pinched by that nice Mr Farage*. ////*Yes, I know it’s pronounced to rhyme with garaaage. But I say that … Continue reading

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