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Final Reckoning

To mark the end of Russia 29018, here are three World Cup Final limericks for you: “It’s all gone without any hitch”,/ Declared Vlad Vladimirovich,/ But then Pussy Riot/ Disrupted the quiet/ Invading the Cup Final pitch./// *** Among the … Continue reading

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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/ Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/ Insists in discussions/ He said to the Russians:/ “Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting A big Brexit donor named Banks,Who funded the Europhobe ranks,Insists in discussionsHe said … Continue reading

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Living Dead

Babchenko occasioned some strife/ By faking the loss of his life;/ His claim to be dead/ Completely misled/ The whole world, including his wife*./// *OK, some media reporting now that she did know. I’ll stick with ‘it’s unclear’ for now. … Continue reading

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Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

For President Vladimir Putin/ His orders are not for disputin’/ And those who protest/ Face speedy arrest/ By riot cops putting the boot in./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44024184 For President Vladimir PutinHis orders are not for disputin'And those who protestFace speedy arrestBy riot … Continue reading

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Liar, Liar…

Old Boris the would-be high-flier/ Is known as a frequent supplier/ Of dubious fallacies,/ Forensic analyses/ Revealing his pants are on fire./// Old Boris the would-be high-flierIs known as a frequent supplierOf dubious fallacies,Forensic analysesRevealing his pants are on fire.https://t.co/U2Y46hMyTI#BorisJohnsonContinue reading

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Vladi Well Done!

There is an old fellow named Putin/ With whom the UK is disputin’/ But whose reelection,/ With some genuflection,/ Old Juncker and Trump are salutin’./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/mar/20/tories-attack-junckers-nauseating-letter-congratulating-putin There is an old fellow named PutinWith whom the UK is disputin'But whose reelection,With … Continue reading

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If the Cap Fits…

There was an old fellow whose hat/ Was used as a backdrop to chat/ In Newsnight’s discussion/ And looked a bit Russian,/ Which caused a political spat./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43463496 There was an old fellow whose hatWas used as a backdrop to … Continue reading

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Hushin’ the Russians?

A minister chosen by May,/ Who now represents the UK/ In global discussions,/ Instructed the Russians/ To shut up and just go away./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/15/russia-ripping-up-the-international-rule-book-says-defence-secretary A minister chosen by May,Who now represents the UKIn global discussions,Instructed the RussiansTo shut up and … Continue reading

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War of Nerves

The UK is warning the Russians/ Of very severe repercussions;/ The Kremlin denies/ It’s poisoning spies/ But faces some awkward discussions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43377856 The UK is warning the RussiansOf very severe repercussions;The Kremlin deniesIt's poisoning spiesBut faces some awkward discussions.#RussianSpy #SalisburySpy … Continue reading

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