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Tall Story pt 2

Two Russian intelligence pipal/ Suspected of poisoning Skripal/ With evil intent/ Insist they just went/ To look at a very tall stipal./// There’s always a balance to be struck between reacting fast, when everyone is focused on the story, and … Continue reading

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Tall Story

Two Russian men went to admire/ The world-famous Salisbury spire,/ Whose height is renowned,/ But had to turn round -/ In England the snow can be dire!/// Two Russian men went to admireThe world-famous Salisbury spire,Whose height is renowned,But had … Continue reading

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More Trumpery

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading

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Retreat from Moscow

A small-handed Russophile bloke/ Declared that he kinda misspoke,/ And meant to say ‘wouldn’t’,/ A story that shouldn’t/ Convince many rational folk./// A small-handed Russophile blokeDeclared that he kinda misspoke,And meant to say 'wouldn't',A story that shouldn'tConvince many rational folk.https://t.co/9Hx0AvoOaC#TrumpPutinContinue reading

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Final Reckoning

To mark the end of Russia 29018, here are three World Cup Final limericks for you: “It’s all gone without any hitch”,/ Declared Vlad Vladimirovich,/ But then Pussy Riot/ Disrupted the quiet/ Invading the Cup Final pitch./// *** Among the … Continue reading

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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/ Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/ Insists in discussions/ He said to the Russians:/ “Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting A big Brexit donor named Banks,Who funded the Europhobe ranks,Insists in discussionsHe said … Continue reading

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Living Dead

Babchenko occasioned some strife/ By faking the loss of his life;/ His claim to be dead/ Completely misled/ The whole world, including his wife*./// *OK, some media reporting now that she did know. I’ll stick with ‘it’s unclear’ for now. … Continue reading

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Vlad, Bad and Dangerous to Know

For President Vladimir Putin/ His orders are not for disputin’/ And those who protest/ Face speedy arrest/ By riot cops putting the boot in./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-44024184 For President Vladimir PutinHis orders are not for disputin'And those who protestFace speedy arrestBy riot … Continue reading

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Liar, Liar…

Old Boris the would-be high-flier/ Is known as a frequent supplier/ Of dubious fallacies,/ Forensic analyses/ Revealing his pants are on fire./// Old Boris the would-be high-flierIs known as a frequent supplierOf dubious fallacies,Forensic analysesRevealing his pants are on fire.https://t.co/U2Y46hMyTI#BorisJohnsonContinue reading

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