Tag Archives: russia

Forbidden fruit

Posted on October 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A Russian wants Apple to pay/ Since one of its apps made him gay./ His sex life exploded/ The day he downloaded,/ But now he just wants Google Play./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1180191212344610816

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Muellered

Posted on April 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The President tried to obstruct/ The Mueller inquiry, and ducked/ Its questions, and though/ He’s crowing, we know/ He greeted its launch with “I’m fucked”./// The President tried to obstructThe Mueller inquiry, and duckedIts questions, and thoughHe's crowing, we knowHe … Continue reading →

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Stone-crazy

Posted on January 25, 2019 by twitmericks

A fan of the late Tricky Dicky/ Liaised with the people at Wiki-/ Leaks over the dump/ Of stuff to help Trump/ And now finds things getting quite sticky./// A fan of the late Tricky DickyLiaised with the people at … Continue reading →

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Tall Story pt 2

Posted on September 14, 2018 by twitmericks

Two Russian intelligence pipal/ Suspected of poisoning Skripal/ With evil intent/ Insist they just went/ To look at a very tall stipal./// There’s always a balance to be struck between reacting fast, when everyone is focused on the story, and … Continue reading →

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Tall Story

Posted on September 13, 2018 by twitmericks

Two Russian men went to admire/ The world-famous Salisbury spire,/ Whose height is renowned,/ But had to turn round -/ In England the snow can be dire!/// Two Russian men went to admireThe world-famous Salisbury spire,Whose height is renowned,But had … Continue reading →

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More Trumpery

Posted on July 27, 2018 by twitmericks

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading →

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Retreat from Moscow

Posted on July 17, 2018 by twitmericks

A small-handed Russophile bloke/ Declared that he kinda misspoke,/ And meant to say ‘wouldn’t’,/ A story that shouldn’t/ Convince many rational folk./// A small-handed Russophile blokeDeclared that he kinda misspoke,And meant to say 'wouldn't',A story that shouldn'tConvince many rational folk.https://t.co/9Hx0AvoOaC#TrumpPutin … Continue reading →

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Final Reckoning

Posted on July 16, 2018 by twitmericks

To mark the end of Russia 29018, here are three World Cup Final limericks for you: “It’s all gone without any hitch”,/ Declared Vlad Vladimirovich,/ But then Pussy Riot/ Disrupted the quiet/ Invading the Cup Final pitch./// *** Among the … Continue reading →

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Natural Ass

Posted on July 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading →

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Who Bankrolls Banks?

Posted on June 11, 2018 by twitmericks

A big Brexit donor named Banks,/ Who funded the Europhobe ranks,/ Insists in discussions/ He said to the Russians:/ “Part share in a goldmine? No thanks!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jun/09/arron-banks-russia-brexit-meeting A big Brexit donor named Banks,Who funded the Europhobe ranks,Insists in discussionsHe said … Continue reading →

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