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Seeing Red

A newly-coined term of abuse/ Is reckoned by some to traduce/ The skin tone of gammon,/ A shade between salmon/ And full-blooded UKIP-style puce./// https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/this-is-why-are-people-arguing-about-gammon/ A newly-coined term of abuseIs reckoned by some to traduceThe skin tone of gammon,A shade … Continue reading

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Without Prejudice?

When UKIP’s head honcho disgraces ’em/ The party just goes and replaces ‘im,/ But oh what a bind -/ It’s so hard to find/ A leader untainted by racism./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43098646 When UKIP's head honcho disgraces 'emThe party just goes and … Continue reading

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Henry Gives Partner the Chop

A rather obscure UKIP chief/ Whose colleagues expressed the belief/ That his partner’s racism/ Somewhat disgraces ’em/ Has made the relationship brief./// A rather obscure UKIP chiefWhose colleagues expressed the beliefThat his partner's racismSomewhat disgraces 'emMade the relationship brief.#UKIP #HenryBolton … Continue reading

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Follow the Leader

The delegates gave a big cheer/ To UKIP’s fourth head in a year/ But who gives a toss/ As soon the new boss/ Will doubtless be out on his ear./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/bolton-wanderers?utm_term=.ogENA9bQ9#.ewKKmXynX The delegates gave a big cheerTo UKIP's fourth head … Continue reading

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Dammit, Thanet!

A local authority, Thanet/ Was UKIP’s, alone on the planet/ Till someone defected/ Because she rejected/ The way fellow Ukippers ran it./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-40691149 A local authority, ThanetWas UKIP's, alone on the planetTill someone defectedBecause she rejectedThe way that the Ukippers … Continue reading

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Nuttall Scuttalled

Ex-leader of UKIP Paul Nuttall/ Whose campaign was not very suttall/ Has now had to quit/ Because he was shit/ As shown by the voters’ rebuttall./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/paul-nuttall-stands-down-as-ukip-leader-after-disastrous-election-result Ex-leader of UKIP Paul NuttallWhose campaign was not very suttallHas now had to … Continue reading

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Done Up Like a Kipper

  Among the electoral stories/ Providing Conservative glories/ Is UKIP’s defeat,/ Reduced to one seat -/ Its purpose usurped by the Tories./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39815444 Among the electoral storiesProviding Conservative gloriesIs UKIP's defeat,Reduced to one seat –Its purpose usurped by the Tories. … Continue reading

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And Then There Were None

The member for Clacton-on-Sea/ Resigned as a UKIP MP/ Which leaves them with none/ Instead of just one/ With whom no one else could agree./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/25/ukips-only-mp-douglas-carswell-quits-party The member for Clacton-on-SeaResigned as a UKIP MPWhich leaves them with noneInstead of just … Continue reading

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Nuttall Scuttled

The voters in pro-Brexit Stoke/ Rejected the UKIP top bloke/ Contriving to scuttle/ The plans of Paul Nuttall/ Whose future has gone up in smoke./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/staggers/2017/02/defeat-stoke-beginning-end-paul-nuttall The voters in pro-Brexit StokeRejected the UKIP top blokeContriving to scuttleThe plans of Paul … Continue reading

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Nuttall he Pretends to be

A UKIP man shot down in flames/ For making non-factual claims/ Is standing in Stoke/ And so this fine bloke/ Found somebody else whom he blames./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/media/2017/02/definitive-list-all-people-paul-nuttall-has-blamed A UKIP man shot down in flamesFor making non-factual claimsIs standing in StokeAnd … Continue reading

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