Tag Archives: Theresa May

Shitshow loses fan

When Johnny, a Tory MP/ Declares party leaders to be/ A shit show of note/ For whom not to vote,/ It’s difficult not to agree./// When Johnny, a Tory MPDeclares party leaders to beA shit show of noteFor whom not … Continue reading

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Divorce Party

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading

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EU disrespecting me?

A government failing at Brexit/ Complains the EU disrepexit,/ Creating affront,/ Says Jeremy Hunt,/ By posting cake pix just to vexit./// A government failing at BrexitComplains the EU disrepexit,Creating affront,Says Jeremy Hunt,By posting cake pix just to vexit.#Brexit#TheresaMay#cake#ChequersPlan#Salzburg — Mick … Continue reading

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Dis-Mayed

Theresa said countries like France/ Have not given Britain a chance:/ By dumping on Chequers/ Those Eurocrat wreckers/ Have led her a merry old dance!/// Theresa said countries like FranceHave not given Britain a chance:By dumping on Chequers Those Eurocrat … Continue reading

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The Brexit Bop

The UK might just have a chance/ Of backing from countries like France/ To have and eat cake/ If they undertake/ To not let Theresa May dance./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/the-maybot-strikes-twice-theresa-may-busts-out-her-awkward-dance-moves-again-on-kenya-trip-a3924196.html The UK might just have a chanceOf backing from countries like FranceTo … Continue reading

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Brexshit Fears

There may be no food on the shelves/ Unless every Brit digs and delves,/ But May won’t reveal/ Her plan for No Deal/ For fear of us shitting ourselves./// There may be no food on the shelvesUnless every Brit digs … Continue reading

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DEXEU’s Midnight Runner*

The DEXEU minister Davis/ Has quit, and the reason he gavis/ That May’s plan for Brexit/ Effectively wrexit -/ Just what the thing many folks cravis.///   *Headline borrowed from Politico – can’t go wrong with an 80s band reference. … Continue reading

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Chequered Careers

Holed up in the county of Buckingham/ They tackled disputes without duckingham,/ And broadly agreed/ On how to proceed,/ But as for our prospects, they’re fatally damaging them./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-44747444 Holed up in the county of BuckinghamThey tackled disputes without duckingham,And … Continue reading

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The Backstop’s Here

To head off a Cabinet split/ With Davis’s threat he would quit/ May had to agree/ That temporaree/ Means just going on for a bit./// To head off a Cabinet splitWith Davis's threat he would quitMay had to agreeThat temporareeMeans … Continue reading

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Loose Hannan

A Brexit campaigner named Dan/ Admits things aren’t going to plan – / We’re chasing, he feels,/ The worst of all deals;/ The shit is now hitting the fan./// A Brexit campaigner named DanAdmits things aren't going to plan – … Continue reading

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