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Natural Ass

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading

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Jamaica Coalition? No, we Failed

In Germany Chancellor Angela,/ A seasoned political wrangler,/ Believes a new poll/ Can rescue her role/ As fruitless discussions entangle ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42057108 In Germany Chancellor Angela,A seasoned political wrangler,Believes a new pollCan rescue her roleAs fruitless discussions entangle 'er. — … Continue reading

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Angela the Wrangler

The woman in charge in Berlin/ Secured an electoral win/ But Angela Merkel/ Must widen her circle/ And bring some new bedfellows in./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/24/angela-merkel-faces-stark-choice-between-coalition-or-minority-rule The woman in charge in BerlinSecured an electoral winBut Angela MerkelMust widen her circleAnd bring some … Continue reading

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Panda Panders

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading

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Angela’s Clashes

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading

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Trump’s Hand for Women

Ivanka defended her dad/ Insisting Trump’s record’s not bad/ As women’s supporter,/ For he gave his daughter/ Each one of the jobs she has had!/// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/25/ivanka-trump-w20-summit-berlin-angela-merkel Ivanka defended her dadInsisting Trump's record's not badAs women's supporter,For he gave his daughterEach … Continue reading

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All in the Same Boat?

Four leaders debated afloat/ The big EU president vote/ They rowed as they rowed/ About old Jean-Claude/ Till Merkel said: “Don’t rock the boat!” ///http://euobserver.com/eu-elections/124529 Four leaders debated afloatThe big EU president voteThey rowed as they rowedAbout old Jean-ClaudeTill Merkel … Continue reading

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Dirty Buggers

The NSA tapped Merkel’s cell So she gave the White House a bell. Don’t make a big drama Said Barack Obama  We all know you’re at it as well!   ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24651975 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393366564273008642   http://www.anovabooks.com/there-was-an-old-geezer-called-caesar

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Close, but no Overall Majority

Victorious Angela Merkel/ To make her new government work’ll/ Require a deal/ With broader appeal/ Beyond her political circle. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24197994 Victorious Angela Merkel To make her new government work'll Require a deal With broader appeal Beyond her political circle. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) September … Continue reading

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Merkel’s Circle

Germany’s boss went to Greece/ Amid calls for the cutbacks to cease/ Ms Angela Merkel/ Kept safe by a circle/ Of public employees (police). ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/oct/09/angela-merkel-unshakeable-athens-resounds

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