Tag Archives: merkel

Brex-tension

Posted on April 11, 2019 by twitmericks

Theresa May’s stated intention/ Was seeking a short-term extension;/ Though Merkel, Macron/ And others said ‘Non’,/ They threw her a bone of contention./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47889404 Theresa May's stated intentionWas seeking a short-term extension;Though Merkel, MacronAnd others said 'Non',They threw her a … Continue reading →

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AKA AKK

Posted on December 7, 2018 by twitmericks

Ms Annegret Kramp-Karrenbauer/ Whom Merkel’s been grooming for power/ Is now to succeed ‘er/ As CDU leader,/ And after that? Cometh the hour…/// Ms Annegret Kramp-KarrenbauerWhom Merkel's been grooming for powerIs now to succeed 'erAs CDU leader,And after that? Cometh … Continue reading →

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Natural Ass

Posted on July 11, 2018 by twitmericks

The POTUS gave Merkel some sass/ Relating to imports of gas;/ In view of discussions/ Trump’s had with the Russians,/ He’s talking again from his ass./// The POTUS gave Merkel some sassRelating to imports of gas;In view of discussionsTrump's had … Continue reading →

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Jamaica Coalition? No, we Failed

Posted on November 21, 2017 by twitmericks

In Germany Chancellor Angela,/ A seasoned political wrangler,/ Believes a new poll/ Can rescue her role/ As fruitless discussions entangle ‘er./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42057108 In Germany Chancellor Angela,A seasoned political wrangler,Believes a new pollCan rescue her roleAs fruitless discussions entangle 'er. — … Continue reading →

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Angela the Wrangler

Posted on September 25, 2017 by twitmericks

The woman in charge in Berlin/ Secured an electoral win/ But Angela Merkel/ Must widen her circle/ And bring some new bedfellows in./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/sep/24/angela-merkel-faces-stark-choice-between-coalition-or-minority-rule The woman in charge in BerlinSecured an electoral winBut Angela MerkelMust widen her circleAnd bring some … Continue reading →

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Panda Panders

Posted on July 5, 2017 by twitmericks

Two pandas, a she and a he/ Were handed to Merkel by Xi;/ Meng Meng and Jiao Qing/ Must now do their thing/ In order for there to be three./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/jul/05/panda-fever-grips-berlin-on-chinese-presidents-trip-to-germany Two pandas, a she and a heWere handed to … Continue reading →

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Angela’s Clashes

Posted on May 28, 2017 by twitmericks

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading →

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Trump’s Hand for Women

Posted on April 26, 2017 by twitmericks

Ivanka defended her dad/ Insisting Trump’s record’s not bad/ As women’s supporter,/ For he gave his daughter/ Each one of the jobs she has had!/// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/apr/25/ivanka-trump-w20-summit-berlin-angela-merkel Ivanka defended her dadInsisting Trump's record's not badAs women's supporter,For he gave his daughterEach … Continue reading →

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All in the Same Boat?

Posted on June 10, 2014 by twitmericks

Four leaders debated afloat/ The big EU president vote/ They rowed as they rowed/ About old Jean-Claude/ Till Merkel said: “Don’t rock the boat!” ///http://euobserver.com/eu-elections/124529 Four leaders debated afloatThe big EU president voteThey rowed as they rowedAbout old Jean-ClaudeTill Merkel … Continue reading →

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Dirty Buggers

Posted on October 24, 2013 by twitmericks

The NSA tapped Merkel’s cell So she gave the White House a bell. Don’t make a big drama Said Barack Obama  We all know you’re at it as well!   ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24651975 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393366564273008642   http://www.anovabooks.com/there-was-an-old-geezer-called-caesar

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