Tag Archives: SPYING

Private Dick

A spy from Korea, Black Venus,/ Enacted a plan most ingenious/ To tape Kim Jong-Il,/ Concealing with skill/ A dictaphone inside his penis./// I don’t suppose the recording device was that actual brand, but I couldn’t resist the word under … Continue reading

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Hushin’ the Russians?

A minister chosen by May,/ Who now represents the UK/ In global discussions,/ Instructed the Russians/ To shut up and just go away./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/mar/15/russia-ripping-up-the-international-rule-book-says-defence-secretary A minister chosen by May,Who now represents the UKIn global discussions,Instructed the RussiansTo shut up and … Continue reading

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War of Nerves

The UK is warning the Russians/ Of very severe repercussions;/ The Kremlin denies/ It’s poisoning spies/ But faces some awkward discussions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43377856 The UK is warning the RussiansOf very severe repercussions;The Kremlin deniesIt's poisoning spiesBut faces some awkward discussions.#RussianSpy #SalisburySpy … Continue reading

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Background Czech

There was an old man with a beard/ Who said it is just as I feared/ The Sun and the Mail/ Want Labour to fail,/ And that’s why I’m now getting smeared./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/feb/20/jeremy-corbyn-calls-czech-spy-allegations-nonsense There was an old man with a … Continue reading

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Indiscretion Session

Trump may’ve let slip in discussions/ With various senior Russians/ Some classified dope;/ His enemies hope/ The POTUS may face repercussions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39931012 Trump may've let slip in discussionsWith various senior RussiansSome classified dope;His enemies hopeThe POTUS will face repercussions. — … Continue reading

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Illegal Stimulant

An app for remote stimulation/ Tracked customer rates of vibration/ But maker We-Vibe/ Found statutes proscribe/ Such dildo-amassed information./// https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/14/we-vibe-vibrator-tracking-users-sexual-habits An app for remote stimulationTracked customer rates of vibrationBut maker We-VibeFound statutes proscribeSuch dildo-amassed information. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) March … Continue reading

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Trump Pissed at Claims

A fellow who lives in Trump Tower/ Is said to be in Russia’s power/ For he could be hurt/ By FSB dirt/ Involving a group golden shower./// https://www.buzzfeed.com/kenbensinger/these-reports-allege-trump-has-deep-ties-to-russia?utm_term=.wrJ64DXzK#.iyq3KmdEV A fellow who lives in Trump TowerIs said to be in Russia's … Continue reading

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Secret Servers

Obama says Putin gave backing/ To covert electoral hacking/ US repercussions/ Mean 35 Russians/ Were given the word to get packing./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-38463025 Obama says Putin gave backingTo covert electoral hackingUS repercussionsMean 35 RussiansWere given the word to get packing. — … Continue reading

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Secrets and Spies

Obama is firmly denying/ That agencies might still be spying/ On leaders of France./ There could be a chance/ That somebody somewhere is lying./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jun/24/obama-calls-hollande-nsa-no-longer-spying-french-president Obama is firmly denying That agencies might still be spying On leaders of France. There could be a … Continue reading

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Lack of Intelligence

Our finest intelligence brains/ Took very considerable pains/ To spy on Left lecturers/ Thought to be treacherous/ Missing the Blunts & Macleans./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/revealed-how-mi5-watched-the-wrong-marxist-oxbridge-academics–christopher-hill-and-eric-hobsbawn-9814170.html Our finest intelligence brains Took very considerable pains To spy on Left lecturers Thought to be treacherous Missing the Blunts & … Continue reading

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