Private Dick

A spy from Korea, Black Venus,/

Enacted a plan most ingenious/

To tape Kim Jong-Il,/

Concealing with skill/

A dictaphone inside his penis.///

I don’t suppose the recording device was that actual brand, but I couldn’t resist the word under the circumstances. I’ve never personally used a dictaphone – I always found my index finger worked perfectly well.

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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