Tag Archives: korea

Private Dick

Posted on September 6, 2018 by twitmericks

A spy from Korea, Black Venus,/ Enacted a plan most ingenious/ To tape Kim Jong-Il,/ Concealing with skill/ A dictaphone inside his penis./// I don’t suppose the recording device was that actual brand, but I couldn’t resist the word under … Continue reading →

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Shorthand Dictation

Posted on June 2, 2018 by twitmericks

A leader of faraway lands,/ Desiring to show where he stands,/ Dictates a big letter,/ The bigger the better/ To emphasise Trump’s tiny hands./// https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/kim-jong-un-sends-giant-letter-to-donald-trump-but-was-it-to-make-fun-of-the-presidents-tiny-hands-a3853701.html A leader of faraway lands,Desiring to show where he stands,Dictates a big letter,The bigger the … Continue reading →

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Bad Korea Move

Posted on May 24, 2018 by twitmericks

Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading →

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Korea Progress

Posted on April 29, 2018 by twitmericks

The meeting between Kim Jong-un/ And counterpart President Moon/ Began a peace drive,/ But can it survive/ The hand of the orange-faced loon?/// The meeting between Kim Jong-unAnd counterpart President MoonBegan a peace drive,But can it surviveThe hand of the … Continue reading →

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Korea Break

Posted on March 28, 2018 by twitmericks

There was a young leader named Kim/ Who went to Beijing on a whim/ He headed to see/ Old President Xi,/ Though Trump thinks it’s all about him./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/kim-xi-meeting-presents-a-new-challenge-for-trump-on-north-korea/2018/03/28/55e7e8a6-31f9-11e8-b6bd-0084a1666987_story.html?utm_term=.6c2d8f0d9e9c There was a young leader named KimWho went to Beijing on … Continue reading →

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Cold War Shoulder

Posted on February 10, 2018 by twitmericks

The US Vice-President Pence/ Helped out with the Free World’s defence/ By boycotting Mister/ Jong-Un’s little sister/ And sitting alone looking tense./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/feb/09/kim-jong-uns-sister-arrives-in-south-korea-for-winter-olympics The US Vice-President PenceHelped out with the Free World's defenceBy boycotting MisterJong-Un's little sisterAnd sitting alone looking … Continue reading →

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Small Hands, Big Button

Posted on January 3, 2018 by twitmericks

A scarily prominent figure/ Whose finger is close to the trigger/ Responds to Pyongyang/ By waving his whang,/ Declaring “My button is bigger!”/// A scarily prominent figureWhose finger is close to the triggerResponds to PyongyangBy waving his whang,Declaring "My button … Continue reading →

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No Offence but…

Posted on November 12, 2017 by twitmericks

A chap from Korea named Kim/ Called Donald decrepit and dim/ Said Trump in retort:/ “He’s fat and he’s short/ But I’m never rude about him!”/// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41958553 A chap from Korea named KimCalled Donald decrepit and dimSaid #Trump in retort:"He's … Continue reading →

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Bang Goes the Neighbourhood

Posted on August 14, 2017 by twitmericks

The fellow who runs South Korea/ Considers the Donald’s idea/ To nuke Kim Jong-Un/ Most inopportune/ For anyone anywhere near./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40923284 The fellow who runs South KoreaConsiders the Donald's ideaTo nuke Kim Jong-UnMost inopportuneFor anyone anywhere near.#korea #Trump — Mick … Continue reading →

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I See No Ships

Posted on April 19, 2017 by twitmericks

  The Pentagon gave us a notion/ Korea-bound ships were in motion/ In fact the strike force/ Was striking a course/ Due south to the Indian Ocean./// The Pentagon gave us a notionKorea-bound ships were in motionIn fact the strike … Continue reading →

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