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Unreality TV Show

A televised pair on an isle/ Exchange loving looks as they smile/ And Donald picks Kim/ To couple with him/ Until they break up in a while./// A televised pair on an isleExchange loving looks as they smileAnd Donald picks … Continue reading

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Seat of Power

His very own personal loo/ Accompanied Kim when he flew/ So enemy spies/ Cannot analyse/ The DPRK Leader’s poo./// His very own personal looAccompanied Kim when he flewSo enemy spiesCannot analyseThe DPRK Leader's poo.https://t.co/6AsdP8AMzZ#KimJongUn #KimTrumpSummit #SingaporeSummit — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Korea Break

The reason why Donald sacked Rex/ Is probably not that complex/ He had an idea/ About North Korea/ Which none of his staffers respex./// The reason why Donald sacked RexIs probably not that complexHe had an ideaAbout North KoreaWhich none … Continue reading

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Korea Move

The POTUS agreed on a whim/ To meet with a leader named Kim/ Who not long ago tarred/ Trump with the tag dotard,/ Implying he’s aged and dim./// The POTUS agreed on a whimTo meet with a leader named KimWho … Continue reading

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Earth Mover

A recent explosion from Kim/ Has altered the world’s outer rim/ The man from Pyongyang/ Said this was a bang/ That sure made the earth move for him./// A recent explosion from KimHas altered the world's outer rimThe man from … Continue reading

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Look Back in UNGA

I’m updating things having been away for a few days – so here are a couple of limericks covering Trump and Kim Jong-Un’s UN speeches. The POTUS set out where he stands/ On despots from faraway lands/ By using his … Continue reading

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Pyongyang Big Bang

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Created a very big bang/ With stuff that is fissile*/ To put on a missile/ And said “See the size of my whang!”/// *I am indebted to @Souris_Verte for pointing out that if, as … Continue reading

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Bang Goes the Neighbourhood

The fellow who runs South Korea/ Considers the Donald’s idea/ To nuke Kim Jong-Un/ Most inopportune/ For anyone anywhere near./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40923284 The fellow who runs South KoreaConsiders the Donald's ideaTo nuke Kim Jong-UnMost inopportuneFor anyone anywhere near.#korea #Trump — Mick … Continue reading

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War of Words

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/ As Trump in DC/ Joined in with some glee,/ Things started to go with a bang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416 A fellow named Kim in PyongyangEnjoyed firing off a harangue;As Trump in … Continue reading

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Premature Kim

There was an old man from Pyongyang/ Who told the US to go hang/ But sources suggest/ That Kim’s missile test/ Went off with a premature bang./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/16/north-korea-missile-launch-attempt-says-south-korea-kim-jong-un There was an old man from PyongyangWho told the US to go … Continue reading

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