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War of Words

A fellow named Kim in Pyongyang/ Enjoyed firing off a harangue;/ As Trump in DC/ Joined in with some glee,/ Things started to go with a bang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-40871416 A fellow named Kim in PyongyangEnjoyed firing off a harangue;As Trump in … Continue reading

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Kim Fires One Off

A fellow named Kim from Pyongyang/ Was badly in need of a bang/ He fired his Rodong,/ A missile that’s long/ And has to stand in for his whang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-38947451 A fellow named Kim from PyongyangWas badly in need of … Continue reading

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Rocket Man

There once was a man from Pyongyang/ Who wanted to make a big bang/ He fired off a rocket/ Before they could block it/ & told the UN to go hang./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-35518058 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/696428155440132096

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Cheddar Gorger

There is a dictator named Kim/ Who isn’t what you might call slim/ Addiction to cheese/ A lifestyle disease/ That makes him feel terribly grim./// http://www.itv.com/news/2014-09-27/kim-jong-uns-discomfort-down-to-cheese-addiction/ There is a dictator named Kim Who isn't what you might call slim Addiction to cheese A … Continue reading

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Korea Setback

There was an old fellow named Jang/ Whose nephew was big in Pyongyang/ Until one day Kim/ Got heavy with him/ And booted him out of the gang./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/n-korea-confirms-removal-of-kim-jonguns-depraved-uncle-jang-song-thaek-8992699.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/410159304142893056

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Jumping Thru Hoops

There once was a basketball star/ Whose friendships got rather bizarre/ He went to Pyongyang/ To see Kim & the gang/ Perhaps a dictator too far. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/9902340/Basketball-star-Dennis-Rodman-Kim-Jong-un-is-awesome.html There once was a basketball star/Whose friendships got rather bizarre/He went to Pyongyang/To … Continue reading

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Korea Break

There was a young fellow named Kim/ Who felt a bit out on a limb/ So he made a big bang/ At a site near Pyongyang/ And got the world looking at him. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-21429544 There once was a fellow named … Continue reading

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Korea Damage

A General from North Korea/ Is suddenly out on his ear/ We don’t rightly know/ If he purged Ri Yong-Ho/ But Kim Jong-Un’s a wrong ‘un, I fear. /// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-18851703

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Korea-ing Out of Control

A space rocket made in Pyongyang/ Was certainly launched with a bang/ It all blew apart/ Shortly after the start/ Embarrassing Kim and the gang. // http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/46b2c194-8444-11e1-9d54-00144feab49a.html?ftcamp=published_links/rss/home_uk/feed//product#axzz1ruWWqu7I

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