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Cheesy Crime

A thief who was sentenced to fester/ Made one mistake, said his arrester:/ What gave him away/ Was some DNA/ He left on a lump of red Leicester./// A thief who was sentenced to festerMade one mistake, said his arrester:What … Continue reading

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Beef About Burgers

A Google boss getting some grief/ For burger emojis with beef/ On top of the cheese,/ Responded to pleas/ To look at their bun design brief./// https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple A Google boss getting some griefFor burger emojis with beefOn top of the … Continue reading

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Dogs Turn Up Noses at Drugs

In Manchester, dogs trained to sniff/ For contraband cocaine and spliff/ Were able to find/ Some old bacon rind/ And camembert starting to whiff./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36041316 In Manchester, dogs trained to sniffFor contraband cocaine and spliffWere able to findAn old bacon rindAnd … Continue reading

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Cheddar Gorger

There is a dictator named Kim/ Who isn’t what you might call slim/ Addiction to cheese/ A lifestyle disease/ That makes him feel terribly grim./// http://www.itv.com/news/2014-09-27/kim-jong-uns-discomfort-down-to-cheese-addiction/ There is a dictator named Kim Who isn't what you might call slim Addiction to cheese A … Continue reading

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