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Cheesed Off

Posted on December 31, 2019 by twitmericks

A chef sued the Michelin guide,/ Alleging inspectors had lied/ And said he used cheddar/ In souffles insteddar/ Reblochon, which wounded his pride./// A chef sued the Michelin guide,Alleging inspectors had liedAnd said he used cheddarIn souffles insteddarReblochon, which wounded … Continue reading →

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Cheddars of the Lost Ark

Posted on August 17, 2018 by twitmericks

An ancient Egyptian hard cheese/ Was found in the tomb of Ptahmes,/ But though there’s allure/ To cheese so mature,/ Be warned, it may carry disease./// An ancient Egyptian hard cheeseWas found in the tomb of Ptahmes,But though there's allureTo … Continue reading →

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Cheesy Crime

Posted on August 9, 2018 by twitmericks

A thief who was sentenced to fester/ Made one mistake, said his arrester:/ What gave him away/ Was some DNA/ He left on a lump of red Leicester./// A thief who was sentenced to festerMade one mistake, said his arrester:What … Continue reading →

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Beef About Burgers

Posted on October 31, 2017 by twitmericks

A Google boss getting some grief/ For burger emojis with beef/ On top of the cheese,/ Responded to pleas/ To look at their bun design brief./// https://www.theverge.com/2017/10/30/16569346/burgergate-emoji-google-apple A Google boss getting some griefFor burger emojis with beefOn top of the … Continue reading →

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Dogs Turn Up Noses at Drugs

Posted on April 14, 2016 by twitmericks

In Manchester, dogs trained to sniff/ For contraband cocaine and spliff/ Were able to find/ Some old bacon rind/ And camembert starting to whiff./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36041316 In Manchester, dogs trained to sniffFor contraband cocaine and spliffWere able to findAn old bacon rindAnd … Continue reading →

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Cheddar Gorger

Posted on September 27, 2014 by twitmericks

There is a dictator named Kim/ Who isn’t what you might call slim/ Addiction to cheese/ A lifestyle disease/ That makes him feel terribly grim./// http://www.itv.com/news/2014-09-27/kim-jong-uns-discomfort-down-to-cheese-addiction/ There is a dictator named Kim Who isn't what you might call slim Addiction to cheese A … Continue reading →

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