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Resisting A Vest

A senior Manchester cop/ Was censured for lifting her top,/ Displaying her breast/ And mocking the chest/ Produced by a colleague’s boob op./// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/dec/01/police-chiefs-tirade-about-breasts-was-gross-misconduct-panel-rules A senior Manchester copWas censured for lifting her top,Displaying her breastAnd mocking the chestProduced by a … Continue reading

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Dogs Turn Up Noses at Drugs

In Manchester, dogs trained to sniff/ For contraband cocaine and spliff/ Were able to find/ Some old bacon rind/ And camembert starting to whiff./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36041316 In Manchester, dogs trained to sniffFor contraband cocaine and spliffWere able to findAn old bacon rindAnd … Continue reading

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Don’t Do Rugs!

A sniffer dog found class A drugs/ Inside a consignment of rugs/ To anyone scoring/ Such narcotic flooring/ You can’t smoke a carpet, you mugs! ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-27777201 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/476382490735943680

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