Monthly Archives: April 2019

Campaign in Spain

Posted on April 30, 2019 by twitmericks

The weekend election in Spain/ Saw overall Socialist gain/ And left, due to Vox,/ PP on the rocks,/ Its reign mainly fallen, it’s plain./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-48081540 The weekend election in SpainSaw overall Socialist gainAnd left, due to Vox,PP on the rocks,Its … Continue reading →

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Fracked off

Posted on April 28, 2019 by twitmericks

“Alack”, said Natascha, “I’m packing,/ As backing for fracking is lacking;/ Just give us a break,/ And take the odd quake -/ The UK has got to get cracking!”/// "Alack", said Natascha, "I'm packing, As backing for fracking is lacking;Just … Continue reading →

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Money to burn

Posted on April 24, 2019 by twitmericks

A woman transformed into ash/ Some 40K Euros in cash/ By baking a strudel/ (Her boyfriend, the noodle,/ Neglecting to mention his stash)./// A woman transformed into ashSome 40K Euros in cashBy baking a strudel(Her boyfriend, the noodle,Neglecting to mention … Continue reading →

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Comedy polled

Posted on April 22, 2019 by twitmericks

A comic’s successful campaign/ Has brought him electoral gain;/ “They laughed”, he deadpanned,/ “On hearing I’d stand -/ They’re not laughing now in Ukraine!” A comic's successful campaignHas brought him electoral gain;"They laughed", he deadpanned,"On hearing I'd stand –They're not … Continue reading →

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Muellered

Posted on April 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The President tried to obstruct/ The Mueller inquiry, and ducked/ Its questions, and though/ He’s crowing, we know/ He greeted its launch with “I’m fucked”./// The President tried to obstructThe Mueller inquiry, and duckedIts questions, and thoughHe's crowing, we knowHe … Continue reading →

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High School

Posted on April 17, 2019 by twitmericks

A chemistry prof, Japanese, Whose students learnt how to make Es/ Is under arrest By cops unimpressed With MD-MA joint degrees./// A chemistry prof, Japanese.Whose students learnt how to make EsIs under arrestBy cops unimpressedWith MD-MA joint degrees.https://t.co/C65VOmY9mL — Mick … Continue reading →

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Porn to lose

Posted on April 16, 2019 by twitmericks

A fellow whose folks binned his porn/ Decided, to general scorn,/ To sue mum and dad;/ He said: “Though it’s sad, Dilemma-wise, I’m on the horn”./// A fellow whose folks binned his pornDecided, to general scorn,To sue mum and dad;He … Continue reading →

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Tiger feat

Posted on April 15, 2019 by twitmericks

A golfer well known for his drive/ Rose fast, then went into a dive/ Until Tiger Woods/ Delivered the goods/ For Green Jacket win number 5./// A golfer well known for his driveRose fast, then went into a diveUntil Tiger … Continue reading →

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Turning turtle

Posted on April 15, 2019 by twitmericks

The death of a rare Yangtze turtle/ Ensures that the species will hurtle/ Towards its demise/ If all three are guys,/ So let’s hope one’s female (and fertile*)./// *North American pronunciation, of course – but not much rhymes with turtle. … Continue reading →

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Every day he loves you less and less

Posted on April 13, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an old fellow named Trump/ Who, when he was out on the stump,/ Adored Wikileaks,/ Which now, when he speaks,/ He seems rather eager to dump./// There was an old fellow named TrumpWho, when he was out on … Continue reading →

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