Tag Archives: japan

High School

Posted on April 17, 2019 by twitmericks

A chemistry prof, Japanese, Whose students learnt how to make Es/ Is under arrest By cops unimpressed With MD-MA joint degrees./// A chemistry prof, Japanese.Whose students learnt how to make EsIs under arrestBy cops unimpressedWith MD-MA joint degrees.https://t.co/C65VOmY9mL — Mick … Continue reading →

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Honda absence makes the fart grow*

Posted on February 19, 2019 by twitmericks

There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading →

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Hotel hell

Posted on January 20, 2019 by twitmericks

A high-tech hotel that employed/ A staff largely made up of droid/ Gave robots the sack/ And brought humans back/ Because they got guests so annoyed./// A high-tech hotel that employedA staff largely made up of droidGave robots the sackAnd … Continue reading →

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Thrill Sikas

Posted on December 16, 2017 by twitmericks

A young and frustrated snow monkey/ When feeling a little bit spunky/ Will mount, if one’s near,/ A cute sika deer/ And see if they want to get funky./// A young and frustrated snow monkeyWhen feeling a little bit spunkyWill … Continue reading →

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Got My ‘moji Workin’

Posted on July 17, 2017 by twitmericks

Today let’s say thanks to a 👨🏽 Who worked for a firm in 🇯🇵 He had an 👁️🦌 To show 😂 or 😱 With pix – so now everyone🥫. http://time.com/4860488/world-emoji-day-facts-2017/ Today let's say thanks to a 👨🏽 Who worked for a … Continue reading →

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Crash for Cash

Posted on December 5, 2011 by twitmericks

A Japanese motorway crash/Has burned thru a mountain of cash/8 Ferraris, 3 Mercs/Lamborghini, the works/Were all written off in the smash. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2070046/8-Ferraris-3-Mercedes-Lamborghini-Skyline-2-5m-Japan-motorway-crash.html

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No We Kan’t

Posted on August 26, 2011 by twitmericks

A fellow called Naoto Kan/Has quit as PM of #Japan/After tectonic shifts/And Cabinet rifts/It seems Kan’s not the man with the plan. http://www.morningstaronline.co.uk/news/content/view/full/108741

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Nuclear meltdown

Posted on August 8, 2011 by twitmericks

The Cumbrian plant making Mox/Never quite got off the blocks/But now it’s gone under/It’s making me wonder/Just what’ll become of the stocks. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/8680072/Failing-Sellafield-fuel-plant-shuts-after-losing-Japan-orders.html

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