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Honda absence makes the fart grow*

There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading

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Is this the way to Nantucket?

Said Norfolk police, “What’s this here?/ This car is illegal, I fear”./ The driver said “Fuck it -/ What’s wrong with a bucket/ To sit on and pliers to steer?”/// Said Norfolk police, "What's this here?This car is illegal, I … Continue reading

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