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Tory stories

Conservative wannabe Rory/ Denounces the false fairy story/ That Brexit’s a breeze/ But this may not please/ The average vote-wielding Tory./// Conservative wannabe RoryDenounces the false fairy storyThat Brexit's a breezeBut this may not pleaseThe average vote-wielding Tory.#RoryStewart #ToryLeadeshipContest #toryleader … Continue reading

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Dishonourable member

A blundering blond Brexiteer/ Was called by a judge to appear,/ And though he denies/ He told whopping lies,/ His pants are on fire, I fear./// A blundering blond BrexiteerWas called by a judge to appear,And though he deniesHe told … Continue reading

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Fence policy

In Britain, the Euro-election/ Reflected widespread disaffection/ As parties that tried/ To not take a side/ Lost voters in every direction./// In Britain, the Euro-electionReflected widespread disaffectionAs parties that triedTo not take a sideLost voters in every direction.#EuropeanElectionResults #ep2019 #EUelectionresults … Continue reading

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End of May

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading

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Leadsom balloon

For May, losing Andrea Leadsom/ Leaves things looking ever more dreadsome/ But Tories may find/ Once May has resigned/ The problem is not just who heads ’em./// For May, losing Andrea LeadsomLeaves things looking ever more dreadsomeBut Tories may findOnce … Continue reading

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Brex-tension

Theresa May’s stated intention/ Was seeking a short-term extension;/ Though Merkel, Macron/ And others said ‘Non’,/ They threw her a bone of contention./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47889404 Theresa May's stated intentionWas seeking a short-term extension;Though Merkel, MacronAnd others said 'Non',They threw her a … Continue reading

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Leave to remain

Ex-Brexiteer columnist Peter/ Thought leaving would render life sweeter,/ But now he reflexit/ Is evident Brexit/ Would leave us knee-deep in excreta./// Ex-Brexiteer columnist PeterThought leaving would render life sweeter,But now he reflexitIs evident BrexitWould leave us knee-deep in excreta.#PeterOborne#Brexithttps://t.co/jdogv2iXPX … Continue reading

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It never rains but it pours

MPs were sent home for the week/ When liquid poured in from a leak,/ Which leaves the impression/ They’re ending this session/ In literal terms, up shit creek./// MPs were sent home for the weekWhen liquid poured in from a … Continue reading

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Shit choices

When members were polled in the end/ On which polished turd they’d commend,/ Indicative voting/ Left no motion floating,/ They all disappeared round the bend./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/mps-reject-all-alternative-brexit-options When members were polled in the endOn which polished turd they'd commend,Indicative votingLeft no … Continue reading

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Members rise up

MPs have been airing their views,/ And say it’s now their turn to choose/ What Britain should do/ About the EU,/ Instead of just watching May lose./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47701591 MPs have been airing their views,And say it's now their turn to … Continue reading

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