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Honda absence makes the fart grow*

There is an old firm from Japan/ Whose Swindon plant faces the can;/ The exit of Honda/ Leaves Britain to ponder/ The shit that is hitting the fan./// *The headline comes from the old saying ‘absence makes the heart grow … Continue reading

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Olly poor show

A Brexit supremo named Olly/ Committed a terrible folly,/ Explaining that May/ Must go for delay,/ While drinking in public, the wally./// A Brexit supremo named OllyCommitted a terrible folly,Explaining that MayMust go for delay,While drinking in public, the wally.#Brexit … Continue reading

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Grayling all at sea

The fellow they call failing Grayling/ Should bow to the wind that’s prevailing/ By walking the plank,/ Since stormy seas sank/ His vision of vessel-free sailing./// The fellow they call failing GraylingShould bow to the wind that's prevailingBy walking the … Continue reading

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To hell in a hand-Brexit

Said Tusk, those who sought to propel/ The UK to Brexit, pell-mell/ Without a clear plan/ Must carry the can,/ They’re in a handbasket to hell./// Said Tusk, those who sought to propelThe UK to Brexit, pell-mellWithout a clear planMust … Continue reading

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Brex-shit

The prospect with which we are faced/ Should Britain do Brexit in haste/ And leave in a hurry/ Is rivers of slurry/ And mountains of putrefied waste./// The prospect with which we are facedShould Britain do Brexit in hasteAnd leave … Continue reading

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Not strong for long

Theresa the Strong and the Stable/ Is lacking support and unable/ To push through Plan A,/ Resists a delay,/ And won’t take No Deal off the table./// https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/29/may-brexit-brady-amendment Theresa the Strong and the StableIs lacking support and unableTo push through … Continue reading

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UK hun?

Dear Brussels, I hope you can see/ That though I did freely agree/ The deal we both signed,/ I’ve now changed my mind:/ I’m sorry – it’s not EU, it’s me./// Dear Brussels, I hope you can seeThat though I … Continue reading

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Dyson makes us suckers

James Dyson, who says Brexit’s pukka,/ Who knows how to make one a sucker,/ Says now Singapore/ Will suit his firm more,/ The great hypocritical fucker.///   James Dyson, who says Brexit's pukka,Who knows how to make one a sucker,Says … Continue reading

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Confidence in confidence alone

A PM who’s now a lame duck/ Is nonetheless riding her luck;/ MPs expressed confidence,/ Despite her incompetence,/ And gave her more time up to fuck./// A PM who's now a lame duckIs nonetheless riding her luck;MPs expressed confidence,Despite her … Continue reading

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Mayday!

Theresa has lost her big fight,/ The May-backing Ayes to the right/ Not having the heft/ Of noes to the left/ Who reckon her Brexit deal’s shite./// Theresa has lost her big fight,The May-backing Ayes to the rightNot having the … Continue reading

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