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Party like it’s 1922

Sir Graham has 48 letters/ From applecart would-be-upsetters/ Desiring May’s exit,/ So let’s suspend Brexit/ While Tories resolve their vendettas./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/dec/12/brexit-chaos-conservative-mps-trigger-vote-of-no-confidence-theresa-may Sir Graham has 48 lettersFrom applecart would-be-upsettersDesiring May's exit,So let's suspend Brexit While Tories resolve their vendettas.#Brexit #Leadershipchallenge #toryleadership … Continue reading

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MPs dis May

Prime Minister May lost a vote,/ Of which she will have to take note,/ On legal advice,/ But having lost thrice,/ Perhaps she should just get her coat./// Prime Minister May lost a vote,Of which she will have to take … Continue reading

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Kaputsch

Though May has received the odd letter/ From Tory MPs out to getter,/ Their coup fizzled out,/ Increasing the doubt/ The plotters could run this show better./// https://www.yahoo.com/news/jacob-rees-mogg-admits-brexiteer-125431446.html Though May has received the odd letterFrom Tory MPs out to getter,Their … Continue reading

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Leavers gonna leave

A two-parter for you today… 1) Dear PM, So long, it’s been real,/ But now on reflection I feel/ I cannot in conscience/ Support this old nonsense -/ Although I helped broker the deal./// 2) Dear kindly Prime Minister May,/ … Continue reading

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Cabinet pudding

The Cabinet meeting on Brexit/ Agreed, though the details still vex it,/ The deal done by May,/ But most pundits say/ Just wait till the Commons rejects it./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46215930 The Cabinet meeting on BrexitAgreed, though the details still vex it,The … Continue reading

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Raab sees Brexit

The Brexit Sec’s lately been struck/ That Britain needs shipments by truck/ That pass through Calais;/ The rest of us say:/ “I mean, what the actual fuck?”/// The Brexit Sec's lately been struckThat Britain needs shipments by truckThat pass through … Continue reading

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Banks job

When Banks funded Leave’s referendum/ He said here’s three million, now spendum,/ Believing that rules/ Are just there for fools,/ While Bad Boys are able to bendum./// When Banks funded Leave's referendumHe said here's three million, now spendum,Believing that rulesAre … Continue reading

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Heads EU win, tails UK loses

The Tories are terribly split/ And Brexit is going to shit/ But kind Mrs May/ Will give the UK/ A shiny new 50p bit./// The Tories are terribly splitAnd Brexit is going to shitBut kind Mrs MayWill give the UKA … Continue reading

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Shitshow loses fan

When Johnny, a Tory MP/ Declares party leaders to be/ A shit show of note/ For whom not to vote,/ It’s difficult not to agree./// When Johnny, a Tory MPDeclares party leaders to beA shit show of noteFor whom not … Continue reading

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Divorce Party

The pledge of a great celebration/ To rally the post-Brexit nation/ By May’s lot in Birmingham/ Helps in confirmingham/ As people in deep desperation.//// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-45697248 The pledge of a great celebrationTo rally the post-Brexit nationBy May's lot in BirminghamHelps in … Continue reading

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