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Peer-to-peer Network

Posted on December 17, 2019 by twitmericks

There was an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters had given the sack;/ “Dear boy, have no fear,/ I’ll make you a peer!”/ Said Boris, and brought him straight back./// There was an old Tory named ZacWhom voters had given … Continue reading →

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Tory Story

Posted on December 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Boris the Brexiteer Tory/ Has carried his party to glory/ And now calls the shots,/ Although for the Scots/ The poll told a different story./// Old Boris the Brexiteer ToryHas carried his party to gloryAnd now calls the shots,Although … Continue reading →

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Fear Factor

Posted on December 1, 2019 by twitmericks

When something went bang in the night/ The rest of us woke in a fright;/ For Johnson the fear/ He’ll have to appear/ On Neil is what makes him go white./// When something went bang in the nightThe rest of … Continue reading →

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Don’t Vex Your Ex

Posted on November 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The PM’s old flame, Ms Arcuri/ Says Johnson had better make shuri/ Picks up her next call,/ Or else she’ll tell all,/ For hell, as they say, hath no furi./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-50458461 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1196707056268566528

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Onan the Barbarian

Posted on November 13, 2019 by twitmericks

Old Johnson loves pulling a flanker,/ Attacking his foes with some rancour,/ But since to withdraw/ Was Onan’s true flaw*,/ It’s unclear who here is the wanker./// https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/boris-johnson-onanism-jeremy-corbyn-brexit-speech-election-tories_uk_5dcaf96de4b0eb9121299377?utm_hp_ref=uk-politics *https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onan the tweet

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Do or Die Dies a Death

Posted on October 28, 2019 by twitmericks

The British Prime minister guy/ Said no-ifs-no-buts, do-or-die,/ No trace of a doubt,/ October we’re out -/ Another Johnsonian lie./// https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-deal-extension-boris-johnson-news-eu-2020-flextension-latest-a9173941.html on twitter

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Reject Coins

Posted on October 26, 2019 by twitmericks

The government’s had to admit/ Its Brexit-themed 50p bit/ Will have to be junked,/ Now rendered defunct/ Since Boris’s plan went to shit./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/oct/25/production-of-brexit-50p-coin-paused-amid-departure-uncertainty The government's had to admitIts Brexit-themed 50p bitWill have to be junked,Now rendered defunctSince Boris's plan … Continue reading →

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Pledge Ditched

Posted on October 22, 2019 by twitmericks

Despite Johnson’s desperate pitch/ His programme encountered a glitch,/ A setback that caused/ The bill to be paused,/ But nobody died in a ditch./// tweet

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Signature Ploy

Posted on October 20, 2019 by twitmericks

“Dear Donald, I think you will find/ The letter attached is not signed,/ So ha ha – not really!/ Yours Boris, sincerely”./ “Dear Boris, that counts – we don’t mind”./// "Dear Donald, I think you will findThe letter attached is … Continue reading →

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Johnson Waives his Rules

Posted on October 18, 2019 by twitmericks

“No checks in the sea”, Johnson cried,/ To get DUP-ers onside./ Alas, to their shock,/ His pledge was a crock -/ A man known for lying had lied!/// "No checks in the sea", Johnson cried,To get DUP-ers onside.Alas, to their … Continue reading →

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