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Bojo’s Fashion Tips

Though dog-whistle Boris now rails/ Against public wearing of veils/ By some Muslim women,/ From what we’ve seen him in,/ I’d focus on fashion for males./// Though dog-whistle Boris now rails Against public wearing of veilsBy some Muslim women,From what … Continue reading

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The Turd Man

Big blundering Boris has quit,/ A sign of a deepening split,/ But May, undeterred,/ Will polish the turd,/ As Britain sinks deeper in shit./// Big blundering Boris has quit,A sign of a deepening split,But May, undeterred,Will polish the turd,As Britain … Continue reading

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Liar, Liar…

Old Boris the would-be high-flier/ Is known as a frequent supplier/ Of dubious fallacies,/ Forensic analyses/ Revealing his pants are on fire./// Old Boris the would-be high-flierIs known as a frequent supplierOf dubious fallacies,Forensic analysesRevealing his pants are on fire.https://t.co/U2Y46hMyTI#BorisJohnsonContinue reading

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Bungling Boris

A woman in jail in Iran/ Risks even more time in the can/ Because of the work/ Of Boris the jerk,/ A deeply incompetent man./// https://www.ft.com/content/24b3a740-c307-11e7-b2bb-322b2cb39656 A woman in jail in IranRisks even more time in the canBecause of the … Continue reading

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Rudyard to Comprehend

Old Boris, whose gaffes are bizarre,/ Thought Kipling the thing for Myanmar,/ Reciting a poem/ Intended to show ’em/ The empire was better by far./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-in-myanmar-temple Old Boris whose gaffes are bizarreThought Kipling the thing for Myanmar,Reciting a poemIntended to … Continue reading

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Hard Landing

When Boris got up off his futon/ And put a respectable suit on/ To fly off to Brussels/ And flex UK muscles/ A fault saw him grounded at Luton./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/17/boris-johnson-plane-emergency-landing-luton When Boris got up off his futonAnd put a respectable … Continue reading

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To EU or not to EU

The terms of the June referendum/ Leave Boris a choice to defend ’em/ Despite major qualms/ Or else to take arms/ And so by opposing to end ’em./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35625037 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/701374876892921856

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Boris has a Mare On Air

A self-styled elitist and Mayor/ Has failed an IQ test on air/ Though mop-headed Boris/ Can memorise Horace/ His intellect’s ‘fair’, like his hair. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test?CMP=fb_gu A self-styled elitist and MayorHas failed an IQ test on airTho mop-headed BorisCan memorise HoraceHis … Continue reading

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Johnson Has a Mair

There was an old BBC anchor/ Accomplished at pulling a flanker./ By raising past crimes/ From previous times/ He made Boris look a right wanker. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9950748/Boris-Johnson-not-true-that-I-am-a-nasty-piece-of-work.html There was an old BBC anchor Accomplished at pulling a flanker. By raising past crimes From previous … Continue reading

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Johnson Stuck in Zip

There was an exuberant mayor/ Well-built, with a mop of blond hair/ Who ran out of luck/ When a zip wire got stuck/ And left him to dangle mid-air. //// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/01/boris-johnson-zip-wire?newsfeed=true

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