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Prorogue Mahone Again

A court found proroguing to stimey,/ As Johnson has done, rather grimy -/ It’s very unlawful/ And also quite awful,/ Misleading the number one limey./// A court found proroguing to stimey,As Johnson has done, rather grimy –It's very unlawfulAnd also … Continue reading

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Ruddy Shocking

Poor gullible dupe Amber Rudd/ Is shocked to find Johnson a dudd/ Whose actions reveal/ His talk of a deal/ Is just a big mountain of crudd./// Poor gullible dupe Amber RuddIs shocked to find Johnson a duddWhose actions revealHis … Continue reading

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Swot is he on about?

Old Boris, who says ‘girly swot’,/ And similar jolly old rot,/ Who reeks of misogyny/ And can’t count his progeny,/ Continues to win diddly-squat./// Old Boris, who says 'girly swot',And similar jolly old rot,Who reeks of misogynyAnd can't count his … Continue reading

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Lying Tory

As Boris’s plan went Pete Tong,/ Alone in the Westminster throng,/ House leader incumbent/ Rees-Mogg lay recumbent/ And dreamed of his mother’s chaise longue./// As Boris's plan went Pete Tong,Alone in the Westminster throng,House leader incumbentRees-Mogg lay recumbentAnd dreamed of his … Continue reading

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Porkie-peddling PM

The pie export body denies/ The claim that Icelanders and Thais/ Are buying our stock/ Which means – what a shock!/ It’s Johnson who’s peddling pork pies./// The pie export body deniesThe claim that Icelanders and ThaisAre buying our stockWhich … Continue reading

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Where there’s muck…

The man behind Johnson’s campaign/ Hates subsidies, this he makes plain,/ Yet Cummings has trousered/ A few hundred thousand/ From Brussels, despite his disdain./// The man behind Johnson's campaignHates subsidies, this he makes plain, Yet Cummings has trouseredA few hundred … Continue reading

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Brecon beacon

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading

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Duff reshuffle

A man with a shaky majority/ Attempted to stamp his authority,/ But naming a cabinet/ With Dominic Raab in it/ Is showcasing inferiority./// A man with a shaky majorityAttempted to stamp his authority,But naming a cabinetWith Dominic Raab in itIs … Continue reading

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Tory Story

With Boris the bullshit supplier,/ Self-seeking, inveterate liar/ And spinner of stories/ Now leading the Tories,/ The prospects for Britain are dire./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-49084605 With Boris the bullshit supplier,Self-seeking, inveterate liarAnd spinner of storiesNow leading the Tories,The prospects for Britain are … Continue reading

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Boris’s red herring

The words of the blond ego-tripper/ Who brandished an Isle of Man kipper/ Were piffle and pish -/ For non-EU fish,/ The UK sets rules for the shipper./// The words of the blond ego-tripperWho brandished an Isle of Man kipperWere … Continue reading

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