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Rudyard to Comprehend

Old Boris, whose gaffes are bizarre,/ Thought Kipling the thing for Myanmar,/ Reciting a poem/ Intended to show ’em/ The empire was better by far./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/sep/30/boris-johnson-caught-on-camera-reciting-kipling-in-myanmar-temple Old Boris whose gaffes are bizarreThought Kipling the thing for Myanmar,Reciting a poemIntended to … Continue reading

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Hard Landing

When Boris got up off his futon/ And put a respectable suit on/ To fly off to Brussels/ And flex UK muscles/ A fault saw him grounded at Luton./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jul/17/boris-johnson-plane-emergency-landing-luton When Boris got up off his futonAnd put a respectable … Continue reading

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To EU or not to EU

The terms of the June referendum/ Leave Boris a choice to defend ’em/ Despite major qualms/ Or else to take arms/ And so by opposing to end ’em./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-35625037 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/701374876892921856

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Boris has a Mare On Air

A self-styled elitist and Mayor/ Has failed an IQ test on air/ Though mop-headed Boris/ Can memorise Horace/ His intellect’s ‘fair’, like his hair. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2013/dec/03/boris-johnson-fails-live-iq-test?CMP=fb_gu A self-styled elitist and MayorHas failed an IQ test on airTho mop-headed BorisCan memorise HoraceHis … Continue reading

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Johnson Has a Mair

There was an old BBC anchor/ Accomplished at pulling a flanker./ By raising past crimes/ From previous times/ He made Boris look a right wanker. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/9950748/Boris-Johnson-not-true-that-I-am-a-nasty-piece-of-work.html There was an old BBC anchor Accomplished at pulling a flanker. By raising past crimes From previous … Continue reading

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Johnson Stuck in Zip

There was an exuberant mayor/ Well-built, with a mop of blond hair/ Who ran out of luck/ When a zip wire got stuck/ And left him to dangle mid-air. //// http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/01/boris-johnson-zip-wire?newsfeed=true

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Bojo Keeps his Mojo

There once was a bloke with big hair/ An untidy mop, very fair/ Who acted the clown/ But in London town/ The people elected him Mayor.

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Fuss on a Bus

An anti-gay ad on a bus/ Was banned amid clamour & fuss/ But homophobe chiefs/ Are consulting their briefs/ So the whole thing may yet repercuss. // http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17706866

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Elevator Bitch

When Boris & Ken rode a lift The Mayor gave his rival short shrift In anger & ire He called Ken a liar Using F-words to show he was miffed. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/apr/03/boris-johnson-rant-ken-livingstone  

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Boris Up the Junction (apologies to Squeeze)

Bojo never thought it’d happen/With him & the folks from Clapham/On a miniature tour/They gave him what for/& looked a bit tempted to slap ‘im. http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/video/2011/aug/09/boris-johnson-heckled-riot-clapham-junction-video

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