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Peer-to-peer Network

There was an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters had given the sack;/ “Dear boy, have no fear,/ I’ll make you a peer!”/ Said Boris, and brought him straight back./// There was an old Tory named ZacWhom voters had given … Continue reading

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Byelection Bye

A backbencher gave up his seat/ And stood for his party’s defeat,/ A bold Zac attack/ Set back by a lack/ Of Tory contender to beat./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/theresa-may-zac-goldsmith-heathrow-by-election-a7380126.html A backbencher gave up his seatAnd stood for his party's defeat,A bold Zac … Continue reading

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Zac Attack

There was an old Tory named Zac/ Who launched a dog whistle attack/ To make voters panic/ At all things Islamic/ And pick a safe white man to back. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/zac-goldsmith-london-mayor-campaign-sadiq-khan-baroness-warsi-a7009126.html There was an old Tory named ZacWho launched a dog … Continue reading

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