Tag Archives: tories

May not last

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

May delay

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Rebel treble

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Bottom line

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , | Leave a comment

Brex-shit

The prospect with which we are faced/ Should Britain do Brexit in haste/ And leave in a hurry/ Is rivers of slurry/ And mountains of putrefied waste./// The prospect with which we are facedShould Britain do Brexit in hasteAnd leave … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

Not strong for long

Theresa the Strong and the Stable/ Is lacking support and unable/ To push through Plan A,/ Resists a delay,/ And won’t take No Deal off the table./// https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jan/29/may-brexit-brady-amendment Theresa the Strong and the StableIs lacking support and unableTo push through … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Confidence in confidence alone

A PM who’s now a lame duck/ Is nonetheless riding her luck;/ MPs expressed confidence,/ Despite her incompetence,/ And gave her more time up to fuck./// A PM who's now a lame duckIs nonetheless riding her luck;MPs expressed confidence,Despite her … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Mayday!

Theresa has lost her big fight,/ The May-backing Ayes to the right/ Not having the heft/ Of noes to the left/ Who reckon her Brexit deal’s shite./// Theresa has lost her big fight,The May-backing Ayes to the rightNot having the … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

Quailing quisling

A Brexit supporter named Grayling/ Would like to see democrats quailing/ For fear that it might/ Incite the far right/ To find all their schemes unavailing./// A Brexit supporter named GraylingWould like to see everyone quailingFor fear that it mightIncite … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

May poll dance

Conservative backing for May/ Masks problems that won’t go away;/ Finessing the backstop/ Will not make the flak stop -/ She lives to die some other day./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-46547246 Conservative backing for MayMasks problems that won't go away;Finessing the backstopWill not … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment