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End of May

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Who struggled to get her own way,/ While those who’d be leader/ All fought to succeed her,/ Reluctantly called it a day./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Who struggled to get her own way,While those who'd be leaderAll … Continue reading

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Leadsom balloon

For May, losing Andrea Leadsom/ Leaves things looking ever more dreadsome/ But Tories may find/ Once May has resigned/ The problem is not just who heads ’em./// For May, losing Andrea LeadsomLeaves things looking ever more dreadsomeBut Tories may findOnce … Continue reading

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Leave to remain

Ex-Brexiteer columnist Peter/ Thought leaving would render life sweeter,/ But now he reflexit/ Is evident Brexit/ Would leave us knee-deep in excreta./// Ex-Brexiteer columnist PeterThought leaving would render life sweeter,But now he reflexitIs evident BrexitWould leave us knee-deep in excreta.#PeterOborne#Brexithttps://t.co/jdogv2iXPX … Continue reading

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Shit choices

When members were polled in the end/ On which polished turd they’d commend,/ Indicative voting/ Left no motion floating,/ They all disappeared round the bend./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/27/mps-reject-all-alternative-brexit-options When members were polled in the endOn which polished turd they'd commend,Indicative votingLeft no … Continue reading

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Members rise up

MPs have been airing their views,/ And say it’s now their turn to choose/ What Britain should do/ About the EU,/ Instead of just watching May lose./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47701591 MPs have been airing their views,And say it's now their turn to … Continue reading

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May not last

MPs gave their backing today/ To seeking a Brexit delay:/ As this month’s too soon,/ They’ll try end of June,/ (Before which will come end of May)./// MPs gave their backing todayTo seeking a Brexit delay:As this month's too soon,They'll … Continue reading

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May delay

Embattled Prime Minister May,/ Perceiving the ebbing away/ Of both her majority/ And her authority,/ Granted a vote on delay./// Embattled Prime Minister May,Perceiving the ebbing awayOf both her majorityAnd her authority,Granted a vote on delay.#Brexit #PeoplesVote #TheresaMay #BrexitShambles #Article50 … Continue reading

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Rebel treble

Three pro-Remain Tory MPs’re/ Withdrawing support from Theresa,/ Who only has ears/ For arch-Brexiteers;/ Majority-wise, this’ll squeeze ‘er./// Three pro-Remain Tory MPs'reWithdrawing support from Theresa,Who only has earsFor arch-Brexiteers;Majority-wise, this'll squeeze 'er.#Soubry #Brexit #May #IndependentGroup #TheIndependentGrouphttps://t.co/I9q2mQ5VK6 — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Bottom line

A Tory MP who got tight/ Down Westminster way Tuesday night/ Grabbed hold of mens’ bums/ But this, say his chums,/ Was only to keep him upright./// A Tory MP who got tightDown Westminster way Tuesday nightGrabbed hold of mens' … Continue reading

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Brex-shit

The prospect with which we are faced/ Should Britain do Brexit in haste/ And leave in a hurry/ Is rivers of slurry/ And mountains of putrefied waste./// The prospect with which we are facedShould Britain do Brexit in hasteAnd leave … Continue reading

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