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Loose Hannan

A Brexit campaigner named Dan/ Admits things aren’t going to plan – / We’re chasing, he feels,/ The worst of all deals;/ The shit is now hitting the fan./// A Brexit campaigner named DanAdmits things aren't going to plan – … Continue reading

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Gas Power Stance

Sajid made a stand from the start/ With legs that were splayed wide apart,/ The power position/ A top politician/ Adopts when he’s bracing to fart./// Sajid made a stand from the startWith legs that were splayed wide apart,The power … Continue reading

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Ruddy Awful

The member for Hastings and Rye/ Has bid the Home Office goodbye;/ Unable to handle/ The Windrushgate scandal,/ And caught by a Ruddy great lie./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43944988 The member for Hastings and RyeHas bid the Home Office goodbye;Unable to handleThe #Windrushgate … Continue reading

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Amber Warning

The Tory MP Amber Rudd/ Whose name is increasingly mudd/ Protects Mrs May/ But day after day/ Her statements turn out to be crudd./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/apr/26/amber-rudd-stumbles-toward-total-ineptitude-over-windrush The Tory MP Amber RuddWhose name is increasingly muddProtects Mrs MayBut day after dayHer statements … Continue reading

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Windrush of Change

The government’s eager to say/ The children of Windrush can stay,/ So who stripped the rights/ From British non-whites?/ Step forward, Theresa M. May!/// https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/apr/16/theresa-may-caribbean-representatives-windrush-immigration The government's eager to sayThe children of Windrush can stay,So who stripped the rightsFrom British … Continue reading

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Is that Badenoch For You?

MP Kemi Badenoch hacked/ A rival, a criminal act/ The Tory vice-chair/ Decided to share;/ If lucky, she’ll only be sacked./// MP Kemi Badenoch hackedA rival, a criminal actThe Tory vice-chairDecided to share;If lucky, she'll only be sacked.https://t.co/MwwegHFuWH — Mick … Continue reading

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Customary Divisions

A union, Corbyn decided,/ For customs is OK provided/ It’s prefaced with ‘a’,/ Not nasty old ‘the’,/ And leaves Tories badly divided./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-43189878   A union, Corbyn decided,For customs is OK providedIt's prefaced with 'a',Not nasty old 'the',And leaves Tories … Continue reading

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Young, Dumb and Full of Shit

Provocative Toadmeister Young,/ Beset by an odour that clung,/ Has now had to quit,/ Pursued by the shit/ That he himself joyfully flung./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42617922 Provocative Toadmeister Young,Beset by an odour that clung,Has now had to quit,Pursued by the shitThat he … Continue reading

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Muffled Reshuffle

A strong, stable leader named May/ Reshuffled her people today,/ But those told to go/ Just answered her ‘No!’/ And so she allowed them to stay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42615003 A strong, stable leader named MayReshuffled her people today,But those told to goJust … Continue reading

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Failing Grayling

Conservative minister Grayling/ Left overcharged passengers railing/ And flew off to Qatar/ To dodge the small matter/ Of policies palpably failing./// Conservative minister GraylingLeft overcharged passengers railingAnd flew off to QatarTo dodge the small matterOf policies palpably failing.#RailFail #railfares #railfare … Continue reading

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