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Blue line

A South Wales detective named Clare/ Whose sins a tribunal laid bare/ Used language most lewd,/ Was terribly rude,/ And loudly polluted the air./// A South Wales detective named ClareWhose sins a tribunal laid bareUsed language most lewd,Was terribly rude,And … Continue reading

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Here be dragons

The Welsh police put a red flag on/ A threat to the odd passing wagon:/ Give in to the urge/ To stare at the verge/ And risk being slain by a dragon./// The Welsh police put a red flag onA … Continue reading

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Cheesy Crime

A thief who was sentenced to fester/ Made one mistake, said his arrester:/ What gave him away/ Was some DNA/ He left on a lump of red Leicester./// A thief who was sentenced to festerMade one mistake, said his arrester:What … Continue reading

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Labour Movement?

An unemployed fellow from Wales/ Sought work in electrical sales/ He hadn’t a chance/ As Currys said ‘dance,/ The best Daft Punk mover prevails‘/ // An unemployed fellow from WalesSought work in electrical salesHe hadn't a chanceAs Currys said 'dance,The … Continue reading

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Cops and Knobbers

A randy PC from Caerphilly/ Had sex on the job, which was silly./ He said I am armed/ But don’t be alarmed/ The thing in my pants is my willy. ///http://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-news/gwent-police-criticised-unacceptable-handling-5700739 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/367313283704832001

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