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Brecon beacon

Posted on August 2, 2019 by

The Brecon and Radnorshire vote/ Shows Johnson perhaps should take note/ That peddling whoppers/ And panicking shoppers/ May not float the popular boat./// The Brecon and Radnorshire voteShows Johnson perhaps should take noteThat peddling whoppersAnd panicking shoppersMay not float the … Continue reading →

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Jo’s wins on

Posted on July 22, 2019 by

A Lib Dem MP named Jo Swinson/ Was chosen to follow old Vince ‘n‘/ Become party head/ By seeing off Ed,/ Her lead being fairly convinson./// A Lib Dem MP named Jo SwinsonWas chosen to follow old Vince 'n'Become party … Continue reading →

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Party animal

Posted on June 14, 2019 by

The ex-Labour member for Streatham,/ Would join any party that leatham;/ He’s now a Lib Dem,/ But only pro tem,/ Till someday the Tories will geatham./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-48631116 The ex-Labour member for Streatham,Would join any party that leatham;He's now a Lib … Continue reading →

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Vince fails to pull it off

Posted on September 18, 2018 by

The speech said ‘erotic’ and ‘spasm’,/ But Vince in his enthusiasm/ Got nervous and slipped,/ And mangling the script,/ Cocked up his linguistic orgasm./// The speech said 'erotic' and 'spasm',But Vince in his enthusiasmGot nervous and slipped,And mangling the script,Cocked … Continue reading →

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Tim Nice-but-prim?

Posted on June 15, 2017 by

The Liberal Democrat chief/ Declares his religious belief/ Conflicts with the role;/ It soured last week’s poll/ And led to his coming to grief./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40281300 The Liberal Democrat chiefDeclares his religious beliefConflicts with the role;It soured last week's pollAnd led … Continue reading →

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Clegg On His Face

Posted on June 9, 2017 by

A Sheffield MP known as Nick/ Attracted a fair bit of stick/ And some aggravation/ For his Con-Dem nation/ And now he’s been given the flick./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/nick-clegg-sheffield-hallam-no-longer-agrees-with-you A Sheffield MP known as NickAttracted a fair bit of stickAnd some aggravationFor … Continue reading →

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Zac Attack

Posted on December 2, 2016 by

There is an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters have given the sack/ He scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ But failing to win his seat back./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38178486 There is an old Tory named ZacWhom voters have given … Continue reading →

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They Disagreed with Nick

Posted on May 8, 2015 by

The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave Clegg’s party stick. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32633462 The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave … Continue reading →

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Yellow Peril

Posted on May 8, 2015 by

The Lib Dems have tasted defeat/ In many a minister’s seat/ From Yeovil to Twickenham/ Voters are kickin’ em./ Ashdown needs headgear to eat./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/08/lib-dems-bad-night-share-of-vote-plummets-election The Lib Dems have tasted defeat In many a minister's seat From Yeovil to Twickenham Voters are kickin' … Continue reading →

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Baker-Off

Posted on November 4, 2014 by

A Lib Dem MP known as Norman/ Resigned as a minister, stormin’:/ “I’m wading thru mud,/ Enough of this crud,/ I just cannot take any more, man!”/// http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-29891132 A Lib Dem MP known as Norman Resigned as a minister, stormin': "I'm wading … Continue reading →

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