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Tim Nice-but-prim?

The Liberal Democrat chief/ Declares his religious belief/ Conflicts with the role;/ It soured last week’s poll/ And led to his coming to grief./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40281300 The Liberal Democrat chiefDeclares his religious beliefConflicts with the role;It soured last week's pollAnd led … Continue reading

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Clegg On His Face

A Sheffield MP known as Nick/ Attracted a fair bit of stick/ And some aggravation/ For his Con-Dem nation/ And now he’s been given the flick./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/nick-clegg-sheffield-hallam-no-longer-agrees-with-you A Sheffield MP known as NickAttracted a fair bit of stickAnd some aggravationFor … Continue reading

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Zac Attack

There is an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters have given the sack/ He scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ But failing to win his seat back./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38178486 There is an old Tory named ZacWhom voters have given … Continue reading

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They Disagreed with Nick

The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave Clegg’s party stick. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32633462 The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave … Continue reading

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Yellow Peril

The Lib Dems have tasted defeat/ In many a minister’s seat/ From Yeovil to Twickenham/ Voters are kickin’ em./ Ashdown needs headgear to eat./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/08/lib-dems-bad-night-share-of-vote-plummets-election The Lib Dems have tasted defeat In many a minister's seat From Yeovil to Twickenham Voters are kickin' … Continue reading

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Baker-Off

A Lib Dem MP known as Norman/ Resigned as a minister, stormin’:/ “I’m wading thru mud,/ Enough of this crud,/ I just cannot take any more, man!”/// http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-29891132 A Lib Dem MP known as Norman Resigned as a minister, stormin': "I'm wading … Continue reading

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Peer Pressure

A Liberal Democrat peer/Said ‘Clegg is a loser, I fear/But if we were able/To ditch him for Cable/It might save our bacon next year’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27604131 A Liberal Democrat peer Said 'Clegg is a loser, I fear But if we were able To ditch … Continue reading

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Hancock Lives Up to His Name

A Lib Dem is under suspension/ For unwanted sexual attention/ The upstanding member/ Denies, let’s remember/ The case’s main bone of contention. ///http://order-order.com/2014/01/22/the-mike-hancock-report-that-the-libdems-hid/ A Lib Dem is under suspension For unwanted sexual attention The upstanding member Denies, let's remember The case's main bone of … Continue reading

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Lord Rennard of Feltham

A Liberal Democrat Lord/ Is adding to party discord/ And causing Nick worry/ By not saying sorry/ To those he’s alleged to have pawed. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/20/lord-rennard-row-regret-but-no-apology-lib-dem https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/425307655515566080 (NB apologies to those for whom lorrrrd does not rhyme with pawwwed. Here is … Continue reading

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Lord of Bawd

A Liberal Democrat peer/ Of prominent party career/ Made women distressed/ By being a pest/ But says he is now in the clear. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/15/lord-rennard-lib-dems-no-action-sex-pest-complaints https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/423554591234719744

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