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Vince fails to pull it off

Posted on September 18, 2018 by

The speech said ‘erotic’ and ‘spasm’,/ But Vince in his enthusiasm/ Got nervous and slipped,/ And mangling the script,/ Cocked up his linguistic orgasm./// The speech said 'erotic' and 'spasm',But Vince in his enthusiasmGot nervous and slipped,And mangling the script,Cocked … Continue reading →

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Tim Nice-but-prim?

Posted on June 15, 2017 by

The Liberal Democrat chief/ Declares his religious belief/ Conflicts with the role;/ It soured last week’s poll/ And led to his coming to grief./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40281300 The Liberal Democrat chiefDeclares his religious beliefConflicts with the role;It soured last week's pollAnd led … Continue reading →

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Clegg On His Face

Posted on June 9, 2017 by

A Sheffield MP known as Nick/ Attracted a fair bit of stick/ And some aggravation/ For his Con-Dem nation/ And now he’s been given the flick./// https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/jun/09/nick-clegg-sheffield-hallam-no-longer-agrees-with-you A Sheffield MP known as NickAttracted a fair bit of stickAnd some aggravationFor … Continue reading →

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Zac Attack

Posted on December 2, 2016 by

There is an old Tory named Zac/ Whom voters have given the sack/ He scored an own goal/ By calling a poll/ But failing to win his seat back./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-38178486 There is an old Tory named ZacWhom voters have given … Continue reading →

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They Disagreed with Nick

Posted on May 8, 2015 by

The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave Clegg’s party stick. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32633462 The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave … Continue reading →

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Yellow Peril

Posted on May 8, 2015 by

The Lib Dems have tasted defeat/ In many a minister’s seat/ From Yeovil to Twickenham/ Voters are kickin’ em./ Ashdown needs headgear to eat./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/08/lib-dems-bad-night-share-of-vote-plummets-election The Lib Dems have tasted defeat In many a minister's seat From Yeovil to Twickenham Voters are kickin' … Continue reading →

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Baker-Off

Posted on November 4, 2014 by

A Lib Dem MP known as Norman/ Resigned as a minister, stormin’:/ “I’m wading thru mud,/ Enough of this crud,/ I just cannot take any more, man!”/// http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-29891132 A Lib Dem MP known as Norman Resigned as a minister, stormin': "I'm wading … Continue reading →

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Peer Pressure

Posted on May 28, 2014 by

A Liberal Democrat peer/Said ‘Clegg is a loser, I fear/But if we were able/To ditch him for Cable/It might save our bacon next year’. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-27604131 A Liberal Democrat peer Said 'Clegg is a loser, I fear But if we were able To ditch … Continue reading →

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Hancock Lives Up to His Name

Posted on January 23, 2014 by

A Lib Dem is under suspension/ For unwanted sexual attention/ The upstanding member/ Denies, let’s remember/ The case’s main bone of contention. ///http://order-order.com/2014/01/22/the-mike-hancock-report-that-the-libdems-hid/ A Lib Dem is under suspension For unwanted sexual attention The upstanding member Denies, let's remember The case's main bone of … Continue reading →

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Lord Rennard of Feltham

Posted on January 20, 2014 by

A Liberal Democrat Lord/ Is adding to party discord/ And causing Nick worry/ By not saying sorry/ To those he’s alleged to have pawed. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/jan/20/lord-rennard-row-regret-but-no-apology-lib-dem https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/425307655515566080 (NB apologies to those for whom lorrrrd does not rhyme with pawwwed. Here is … Continue reading →

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