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Vince fails to pull it off

The speech said ‘erotic’ and ‘spasm’,/ But Vince in his enthusiasm/ Got nervous and slipped,/ And mangling the script,/ Cocked up his linguistic orgasm./// The speech said 'erotic' and 'spasm',But Vince in his enthusiasmGot nervous and slipped,And mangling the script,Cocked … Continue reading

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Mail Sale Fail

The NAO reckons the sale/ Of shares in the old Royal Mail/ Was done at a price/ In spite of advice/ That short-changed the state – epic fail! ///http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/01/royal-mail-undervaluing-taxpayer-cable The NAO reckons the saleOf shares in the old Royal MailWas … Continue reading

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Uncon-Vince-d

There was an old fellow named Cable Who sat at the Cabinet table Then said in a letter He’d like to do better But Cameron leaves him unable. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17276201

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Cable Stitched Up

There is an old fellow called Cable/Who wants to resign but ain’t able/He may disagree/With the PM, DC/But he can’t quit the Cabinet table. http://www.itv.com/news/cable-wont-resign89552/

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Cable Tidy?

Mr Cable, the MP for Twickenham/Puts bags out with letters to Nick in ’em/A 2nd top min/Is misusing his bin/The govt really keeps pickin’em. http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2011/nov/04/vince-cable-apologises-binned-letters

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Un-Con-Vinced

Liberal Democrat Vince/Set out from the start to convince/Dave to take on the banks/But Cam said no thanks/And #Cable has sulked ever since. http://www.google.com/hostednews/ukpress/article/ALeqM5h6l_BZyDNO_OvvevtWuzfpQ73MVg?docId=N0104611314769197632A

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