Tag Archives: election 2015

Nige’ll Oblige

Posted on May 12, 2015 by twitmericks

Although Nigel Farage resigned/ It put his old mates in a bind/ They need Farage back/ Because of a lack -/ There’s nobody else they could find!/// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/11/nigel-farage-withdraws-resignation-as-ukip-leader Although Nigel Farage resigned It put his old mates in a bind They need … Continue reading →

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Cameron… and On and On

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The PM has been reelected/ With more seats than people expected,/ And so he can stay/ While Johnson and May/ Hang on for the day he’s rejected./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32659720 The PM has been reelected With more seats than people expected, And so he … Continue reading →

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Party Loses its Ed

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

There once was a leader named Ed/ Who failed to turn the map red/ As Labour was beaten/ From Ayr to Nuneaton/ So losing its Balls and its head./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32633388 There once was a leader named Ed Who failed to turn … Continue reading →

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They Disagreed with Nick

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave Clegg’s party stick. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-32633462 The Liberal Democrat Nick Got in with the Tories too thick. When his coalition Hiked fees for tuition Electors gave … Continue reading →

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Making New Plans for Nigel

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The final result in South Thanet/ Does not go as Ukippers plan it/ So farewell Farage/ No more badinage/ You said if you lost you would can it./// http://news.sky.com/story/1480147/farage-loses-ukip-westminster-bid-fails The final result in South Thanet Does not go as Ukippers plan … Continue reading →

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Divided Kingdom

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon/ Saw SNP poll support surgin’/ But England stayed Tory/ So part of the story/ Is how the UK is divergin’./// http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/this-not-scenario-would-wanted-5659114 First Minister Nicola Sturgeon Saw SNP poll support surgin' But England stayed Tory So part of the story Is … Continue reading →

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Labour Loses Balls

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The outgoing member for Morley/ Was beaten as Labour did poorly/ A new future calls/ For Mr Ed Balls/ Whom Twitter will miss very sorely./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-england-32644484 The outgoing member for Morley Was beaten as Labour did poorly A new future calls For Mr … Continue reading →

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Yellow Peril

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

The Lib Dems have tasted defeat/ In many a minister’s seat/ From Yeovil to Twickenham/ Voters are kickin’ em./ Ashdown needs headgear to eat./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/08/lib-dems-bad-night-share-of-vote-plummets-election The Lib Dems have tasted defeat In many a minister's seat From Yeovil to Twickenham Voters are kickin' … Continue reading →

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Lack of Respect

Posted on May 8, 2015 by twitmericks

George Galloway lost Bradford West,/ His latest electoral test./ As voters reject/ The man from Respect/ Perhaps he should give it a rest./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/george-galloway-facing-defeat-as-tactics-backfire-in-bradford-10234486.html George Galloway lost Bradford West, His latest electoral test. As voters reject The man from Respect Perhaps he should give … Continue reading →

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Bullets Vs Ballots

Posted on May 6, 2015 by twitmericks

In Hampshire a UKIP contender,/ Whose chances were anyway slender,/ Was given the boot/ For saying he’d shoot/ The Tory incumbent defender./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-ukip-sacks-candidate-who-threatened-to-shoot-his-tory-rival-10227552.html In Hampshire a UKIP contender, Whose chances were anyway slender, Was given for the boot For saying he'd shoot The Tory … Continue reading →

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