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Balls on the Floor

If progress in politics stalls/ Don’t sit around waiting for calls/ Rebrand yourself slickly/ By going on Strictly/ And learning to do the Ed Balls./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-38123174 If progress in politics stallsDon't sit idly waiting for callsRebrand yourself slicklyBy going on … Continue reading

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Balls Up, Norwich Down?

Ed Balls, former Labour MP/ Has joined Norwich City FC./ He lost his own seat/ In Labour’s defeat,/ A clear title-winning CV./// http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/dec/27/ed-balls-new-chairman-norwich-city Ed Balls, former Labour MP Has joined Norwich City FC. He lost his own seat In Labour's defeat, A clear title-winning … Continue reading

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Party Loses its Ed

There once was a leader named Ed/ Who failed to turn the map red/ As Labour was beaten/ From Ayr to Nuneaton/ So losing its Balls and its head./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-32633388 There once was a leader named Ed Who failed to turn … Continue reading

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Labour Loses Balls

The outgoing member for Morley/ Was beaten as Labour did poorly/ A new future calls/ For Mr Ed Balls/ Whom Twitter will miss very sorely./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2015-england-32644484 The outgoing member for Morley Was beaten as Labour did poorly A new future calls For Mr … Continue reading

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