Bullets Vs Ballots

In Hampshire a UKIP contender,/
Whose chances were anyway slender,/
Was given the boot/
For saying he’d shoot/
The Tory incumbent defender.
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http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/generalelection/general-election-2015-ukip-sacks-candidate-who-threatened-to-shoot-his-tory-rival-10227552.html

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About twitmericks

There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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