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Daily Male Fail

A Daily Mail headline on Brexit/ Was widely derided as sexist – / A dubious rhyme/ But more of its time/ Than equally spurious Legs-it.///  https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/mar/28/daily-mail-legs-it-front-page-sexist https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/846692009398226944 Advertisements

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Divided Kingdom

First Minister Nicola Sturgeon/ Saw SNP poll support surgin’/ But England stayed Tory/ So part of the story/ Is how the UK is divergin’./// http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/politics/this-not-scenario-would-wanted-5659114 First Minister Nicola Sturgeon Saw SNP poll support surgin' But England stayed Tory So part of the story Is … Continue reading

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Sturgeon Goes Fishing

There once was a fellow named Ed/ Who went on the telly and said/ In spite of the urgin’/ Of Nicola Sturgeon/ He’s not gonna jump into bed./// There once was a fellow named Ed Who went on the telly and … Continue reading

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Surgin’ Sturgeon

The SNP’s Nicola Sturgeon/ Appears to have rather a surge on/ The pundits all rated/ How she mass-debated/ & think her support will now burgeon./// http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2015/04/02/nicola-sturgeon-triumphs-as-outsiders-seize-tv-debate-platform_n_6996984.html The SNP's Nicola Sturgeon Appears to have rather a surge on The pundits all rated How she … Continue reading

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The Great Vow Shift

Prime Minister Cameron’s vow/ Is causing a bit of a row/ The sweet words he said/ To get Scots in bed/ Are not what he’s offering now./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/20/ed-miliband-referendum-conference-david-cameron Prime Minister Cameron's vow Is causing a bit of a row The sweet words … Continue reading

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If at First You Don’t Secede…

There was an old SNP leader/ Who wanted to be a seceder/ But when he lost, Alex/ Said bugger this ballix/ I’ll leave it to some other bleeder./// http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/sep/19/alex-salmond-resigns-first-minister-for-scotland https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/513020662366351362

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The Noes by a Nose

The vote in the Scots referendum/ To keep UK ties or to end ’em/ Was won by the noes/ From Unst to Melrose/ So now they’re just gonna amend ’em./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-29270441 The vote in the Scots referendum To keep UK ties … Continue reading

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There’s only one C in Scotland

There once was a Tory MP/With a Scottish constituency/There still is – just one/So what Cameron’s done/Is a gift to the auld SNP.

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