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Tomorrow Belongs to May

Posted on April 19, 2017 by twitmericks

Though holy Theresa demurs,/ Insisting such thoughts are not hers,/ Her paper, the Mail,/ Has lifted the veil -/ The aim is to Crush Saboteurs./// http://www.newstatesman.com/politics/uk/2017/04/crush-saboteurs-daily-mail-just-says-what-theresa-may-thinking Though holy Theresa demurs,Insisting such thoughts are not hers,Her paper, the Mail,Has lifted the … Continue reading →

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Daily Male Fail

Posted on March 28, 2017 by twitmericks

A Daily Mail headline on Brexit/ Was widely derided as sexist – / A dubious rhyme/ But more of its time/ Than equally spurious Legs-it.///  https://www.theguardian.com/media/2017/mar/28/daily-mail-legs-it-front-page-sexist https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/846692009398226944

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Keeping A Flotus

Posted on February 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump filed a suit/ To say she was no prostitute/ And charges of vice/ Had lowered her price/ Preventing her earning more loot./// http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/02/07/why_is_melania_trump_s_own_lawyer_arguing_she_would_have_made_millions_exploiting.html Melania Trump filed a suitTo say she was no prostituteAnd charges of viceHad lowered her … Continue reading →

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Benefits Acres

Posted on March 31, 2016 by twitmericks

A top Eurosceptic named Dacre/ The Daily Mail mover and shaker/ Is given a hand/ To care for his land/ By Brussels, which pays by the acre./// http://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterson/paul-dacre-langwell-estate#.ctkQYma3 A top Eurosceptic named DacreThe Daily Mail mover and shakerIs given a … Continue reading →

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Nonce Sense

Posted on February 26, 2014 by twitmericks

Hattie and Pattie and Jack/ Are getting some newspaper flak/ About their responses/ To claims about nonces/ And NCCL some years back. ///http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2014/feb/25/harriet-harman-daily-mail-smear-inept Hattie and Pattie and Jack Are getting some newspaper flak About their responses To claims about nonces And NCCL some … Continue reading →

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Sins of the (Great-grand)father

Posted on October 5, 2013 by twitmericks

If Ed’s angry Rothermere bashes ‘im/ Targets his father & trashes ‘im/ He coulda said/ So my dad was red – / Your great-granpa flirted with fascism!   ///http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/des-freedman/daily-mail-ed-miliband_b_4024196.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/386470381768302592

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Mail Fail

Posted on October 4, 2013 by twitmericks

Lord Rothermere, boss of the Mail/  Loves a good left-bashing tale/ With brash editorials/ But crashing memorials?/ That’s beyond even his pale. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-24379322 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/386065054862307328

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Daily Mail Story “True” Shock

Posted on February 11, 2012 by twitmericks

There was an old banker named Nat Whose libel case fell a bit flat A judge found the tale That appeared in the Mail “Substantially true” –  Fancy that! http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/rothschild-loses-libel-case-and-reveals-secret-world-of-money-and-politics-6720015.html

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TV Mystic gets Legalistic

Posted on January 27, 2012 by twitmericks

There is a celebrity mystic/Who read the Mail then went ballistic/TV’s Sally Morgan/Is suing the organ/Which thought her claims unrealistic. +++++ This one was a special request from @davidtpegg. So there you go. Do I do requests? Maybe, on a … Continue reading →

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Hugh Says?

Posted on November 21, 2011 by twitmericks

A Hacked Off campaigner called Hugh/Has got in a bit of a stew/Accusing the Mail/With no evidence trail/He’s really just stating his view. http://www.channel4.com/news/hugh-grant-accuses-mail-on-sunday-in-hacking-inquiry

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