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Statue of imitation

Posted on July 6, 2019 by twitmericks

An artist who sawed the odd lump/ From some old Slovenian stump/ And painted it blue/ Said “Can you guess who?/ That’s right, it’s Melania Trump!”/// An artist who sawed the odd lumpFrom some old Slovenian stumpAnd painted it blueSaid … Continue reading →

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Jack Shit Jacket

Posted on June 21, 2018 by twitmericks

The FLOTUS set out to repair/ The damage, but opted to wear/ A slogan-daubed jacket,/ On which, on the back it/ Was written “I really don’t care”./// The FLOTUS set out to repairThe damage, but opted to wearA slogan-daubed jacket,On … Continue reading →

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Donald Plump

Posted on May 24, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump met the Pope/ Expecting a message of hope;/ The head of the Vatican/ Said “Donald’s so fatican/ Guess what you feed the big dope!”///  http://nypost.com/2017/05/24/pope-to-melania-what-are-you-feeding-trump/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/867487919409418242

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Keeping A Flotus

Posted on February 8, 2017 by twitmericks

Melania Trump filed a suit/ To say she was no prostitute/ And charges of vice/ Had lowered her price/ Preventing her earning more loot./// http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2017/02/07/why_is_melania_trump_s_own_lawyer_arguing_she_would_have_made_millions_exploiting.html Melania Trump filed a suitTo say she was no prostituteAnd charges of viceHad lowered her … Continue reading →

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Second Time as Farce

Posted on July 19, 2016 by twitmericks

Melania’s speech went so well/ Till somewhere it rang a faint bell/ And experts concurred/ She stole word for word/ An earlier one by Michelle./// https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jul/19/melania-trump-republican-convention-plagiarism-michelle-obama Melania's speech went so wellTill somewhere it rang a faint bellAnd experts concurredShe stole … Continue reading →

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