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Tag Archives: vatican
Donald Plump
Melania Trump met the Pope/ Expecting a message of hope;/ The head of the Vatican/ Said “Donald’s so fatican/ Guess what you feed the big dope!”/// http://nypost.com/2017/05/24/pope-to-melania-what-are-you-feeding-trump/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/867487919409418242
Vatican Cover-up
Rouhani saw Vatican City/ And lots of its art that’s so pretty/ But anything nude/ Was not to be viewed -/ They hid away every last titty./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35413384 Rouhani saw Vatican City And lots of its art that's so pretty But anything … Continue reading
Pope Idols
A couple of Popes became saints/ Who cured folks of fatal complaints/ Providing empirical/ Proof of a miracle/ Wasn’t among the constraints. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27140646 A couple of Popes became saints Who cured folks of fatal complaints Providing empirical Proof of a miracle Wasn't among the … Continue reading
Holy Unacceptable
According to UN research/ Those running the Catholic church/ Let paedophile beasts/ Continue as priests/ While children were left in the lurch./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26044852 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/431097575224004608
Frock Off
There once was a Catholic priest/ Defrocked as a paedophile beast/ In fact, it appears,/ Within a few years/ 400 or so at the least./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25788864 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/424616567976910848
Bishop Bashed
Franz-Peter, the Bishop of Bling/ Whose bathroom was fit for a king/ Offended the Pope/ And now has to hope/ For pardon, while kissing the ring. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24638430 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393073178332770304
Papa Don’t Preach
The Pope says it may be OK/ For Catholic priests to be gay/ If it’s just a hobby/ Not part of a lobby/ And they’re seeking God in some way. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23489702 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/361886262715625474
Holy Father
There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP’s miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10161976/Pope-John-Paul-II-to-be-made-a-saint-Vatican-announces.html There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP's miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. — Mick Twister … Continue reading
Popes on a Rope
There once were a couple of Popes/ Who met on the Lazio slopes/ To talk about scandals/ And light a few candles/ While Benny showed Franny the ropes. //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21908576 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/315484866638671872
Francis Takes his Chances
There is quite an old Argentinian/ Who has a new global dominion/ The pontifex Francis/ Had previous chances/ But now won the conclave’s opinion. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21777494 There is quite an old Argentinian/Who has a new global dominion/The pontifex Francis/Had previous chances/But … Continue reading