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Virgin Olive Oil

New Mexico folks are convergin’/ To witness the oil that is surgin’/ From Mary’s bronze figure,/ Which scholars of rigour/ Declare to be Pure Extra Virgin./// New Mexico folks are convergin'To witness the oil that is surgin'From Mary's bronze figure,Which … Continue reading

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Pope Idols

A couple of Popes became saints/ Who cured folks of fatal complaints/ Providing empirical/ Proof of a miracle/ Wasn’t among the constraints. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27140646 A couple of Popes became saints Who cured folks of fatal complaints Providing empirical Proof of a miracle Wasn't among the … Continue reading

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Holy Unacceptable

According to UN research/ Those running the Catholic church/ Let paedophile beasts/ Continue as priests/ While children were left in the lurch./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-26044852 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/431097575224004608

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Frock Off

There once was a Catholic priest/ Defrocked as a paedophile beast/ In fact, it appears,/ Within a few years/ 400 or so at the least./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25788864 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/424616567976910848

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Bishop Bashed

Franz-Peter, the Bishop of Bling/ Whose bathroom was fit for a king/ Offended the Pope/ And now has to hope/ For pardon, while kissing the ring. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24638430 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393073178332770304

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Papa Don’t Preach

The Pope says it may be OK/ For Catholic priests to be gay/ If it’s just a hobby/ Not part of a lobby/ And they’re seeking God in some way. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23489702 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/361886262715625474

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Popes on a Rope

There once were a couple of Popes/  Who met on the Lazio slopes/  To talk about scandals/  And light a few candles/  While Benny showed Franny the ropes. //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21908576 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/315484866638671872

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Confessions of a Cardinal Sinner

Cardinal Keith used to say/ Homosexual love’s not OK/ But now his confession/ Conveys the impression/ He may be a little bit gay. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-21649475 Cardinal Keith used to say/Homosexual love's not OK/But now his confession/Conveys the impression/He may be a … Continue reading

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Ex-Benedict

There was an old fellow in Rome/ In a church with a bloody big dome/ Who said that’s enough/ Of this papacy stuff/ I’m going to veg out at home. ///http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/28/us-pope-resignation-obedience-idUSBRE91R0GO20130228 There was an old fellow in Rome/In a church … Continue reading

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Cardinal Sins 2

A Cardinal quit with the hope/ That the conclave to pick a new Pope/ Will not be distracted/ By claims that he acted/ Improperly, having a grope. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/catholic-church-in-turmoil-as-cardinal-keith-obrien-announces-resignation-amid-claims-of-inappropriate-conduct-8509612.html A Cardinal quit with the hope/That the conclave to pick a new … Continue reading

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