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Virgin Olive Oil

New Mexico folks are convergin’/ To witness the oil that is surgin’/ From Mary’s bronze figure,/ Which scholars of rigour/ Declare to be Pure Extra Virgin./// New Mexico folks are convergin'To witness the oil that is surgin'From Mary's bronze figure,Which … Continue reading

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Fallen Madonna

The popular singer Madonna/ A Brit awards show guest of honour/ Fell arse over tit/ But Madge didn’t quit/ Though everyone thought her a goner./// http://www.theguardian.com/music/2015/feb/25/madonna-brings-the-2015-brit-awards-crashing-to-a-close The popular singer Madonna A Brit awards show guest of honour Fell arse over tit But Madge … Continue reading

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Pre-Madonna

There was an old star named Madonna Who said I will do what I wanna, But President Banda Indignantly panned ‘er For being a big prima donna. ///http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/11/madonna-malawi-president-accused-bullying https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/322623294832517120

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What a Right Tit!

There was an old star named Madonna/ Who feared her career was a goner/ So she started a ripple/ By baring a nipple/ To draw mild opprobrium on ‘er. /// http://music.ninemsn.com.au/blog.aspx?blogentryid=1017767&showcomments=true

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