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Donald Plump

Melania Trump met the Pope/ Expecting a message of hope;/ The head of the Vatican/ Said “Donald’s so fatican/ Guess what you feed the big dope!”///  http://nypost.com/2017/05/24/pope-to-melania-what-are-you-feeding-trump/ https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/867487919409418242 Advertisements

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God Hates Walls

Republican wannabe Trump/ Likes using his faith on the stump/ The Pope says it’s balls/ Because God hates walls/ So now Donald’s taken the hump./// http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/18/politics/pope-francis-trump-christian-wall/ Republican wannabe TrumpLikes using his faith on the stumpThe Pope says it's ballsBecause God … Continue reading

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Pope Idols

A couple of Popes became saints/ Who cured folks of fatal complaints/ Providing empirical/ Proof of a miracle/ Wasn’t among the constraints. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-27140646 A couple of Popes became saints Who cured folks of fatal complaints Providing empirical Proof of a miracle Wasn't among the … Continue reading

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Pecking Order

There once was a beautiful dove/ A symbol of peace and of love/ Released by the Pope/ To give us all hope/ (Then dive-bombed by crows from above). ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/popes-white-doves-of-peace-attacked-by-gull-and-crow-after-being-released-over-st-peters-square-9086285.html There once was a beautiful dove A symbol of peace and of … Continue reading

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Frock Off

There once was a Catholic priest/ Defrocked as a paedophile beast/ In fact, it appears,/ Within a few years/ 400 or so at the least./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25788864 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/424616567976910848

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Bishop Bashed

Franz-Peter, the Bishop of Bling/ Whose bathroom was fit for a king/ Offended the Pope/ And now has to hope/ For pardon, while kissing the ring. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-24638430 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/393073178332770304

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Papa Don’t Preach

The Pope says it may be OK/ For Catholic priests to be gay/ If it’s just a hobby/ Not part of a lobby/ And they’re seeking God in some way. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-23489702 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/361886262715625474

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What the Flock?

There was an old tweeter with scope/ To offer us poor sinners hope/ For purification/ Of shorter duration/ You just have to follow the Pope. ///http://m.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/jul/16/vatican-indulgences-pope-francis-tweets https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/357771303123554304

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Holy Father

There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP’s miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. ///http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/vaticancityandholysee/10161976/Pope-John-Paul-II-to-be-made-a-saint-Vatican-announces.html There was a Pope, John Paul IIWhose canonisation soon beckoned.Tho lacking empiricalProof, JP's miracleRang true, the Vatican reckoned. — Mick Twister … Continue reading

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Popes on a Rope

There once were a couple of Popes/  Who met on the Lazio slopes/  To talk about scandals/  And light a few candles/  While Benny showed Franny the ropes. //// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-21908576 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/315484866638671872

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