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Forbidden fruit

Posted on October 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A Russian wants Apple to pay/ Since one of its apps made him gay./ His sex life exploded/ The day he downloaded,/ But now he just wants Google Play./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1180191212344610816

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Underground sex

Posted on February 1, 2019 by twitmericks

Three men caused a hullaballoo/ By having a Northern Line screw;/ Enjoying relations/ Through several stations,/ They got off around Waterloo./// Three men caused a hullaballooBy having a Northern Line screw;Enjoying relationsThrough several stations,They got off around Waterloo.https://t.co/WYVG2k828T — Mick … Continue reading →

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Sesame-sex relationship?

Posted on September 19, 2018 by twitmericks

The Sesame Workshop contends,/ Wherever the evidence tends,/ Though Saltzman would write ’em/ As kind of an item,/ That Ernie and Bert are just friends./// The Sesame Workshop contends,However the evidence tends,Though Saltzman would write 'emAs kind of an item,That … Continue reading →

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Attraction Reaction

Posted on April 20, 2018 by twitmericks

A fellow from Leicester, UK/ Says painkillers changed in a day/ His orientation -/ Straight pre-medication,/ He now says he’s glad to be gay./// A fellow from Leicester, UKSays painkillers changed in a dayHis orientation –Straight pre-medication,He now says he's … Continue reading →

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Tim Nice-but-prim?

Posted on June 15, 2017 by twitmericks

The Liberal Democrat chief/ Declares his religious belief/ Conflicts with the role;/ It soured last week’s poll/ And led to his coming to grief./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40281300 The Liberal Democrat chiefDeclares his religious beliefConflicts with the role;It soured last week's pollAnd led … Continue reading →

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Marital Disharmony

Posted on February 16, 2017 by twitmericks

  The synod has voted to thwart/ A C of E bishops’ report/ Because it disparages/ Single-sex marriages/ Which many clerics support./// https://www.churchtimes.co.uk/articles/2017/17-february/news/uk/synod-rebuff-for-bishops-report-on-sexuality The #synod has voted to thwartA C of E bishops' reportBecause it disparagesSingle-sex marriagesWhich many clerics support.#CofE … Continue reading →

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Clerical Clampdown

Posted on January 15, 2016 by twitmericks

A meeting of primates in Kent/ Agreed that the way to prevent/ A permanent schism/ In Anglicanism/ Is crushing gay-friendly dissent./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35318392 A meeting of primates in Kent Agreed that the way to prevent A permanent schism In Anglicanism Is crushing gay-friendly dissent. #anglican — … Continue reading →

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Dildoes of Terror

Posted on June 29, 2015 by twitmericks

A CNN journalist spied/ A pro-ISIS flag at gay pride,/ But oh what a cock-up -/ The flag was a mock-up,/ With dildoes for script on the side!/// http://www.vox.com/2015/6/28/8857415/cnn-isis-dildo-gay-pride-flag A CNN journalist spied A pro-ISIS flag at gay pride, But oh what … Continue reading →

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Courting Couples

Posted on June 27, 2015 by twitmericks

The US Supreme Court has said/ That equal rights must go ahead./ Ohio to Texas/ Whatever your sex is,/ Or that of your mate, you can wed./// http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2015/us/2014-term-supreme-court-decision-same-sex-marriage.html?_r=0 The US Supreme Court has said That equal rights must go ahead. Ohio to … Continue reading →

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Eire Gets Fairer

Posted on May 23, 2015 by twitmericks

The Irish have now had their say/ From Dublin to Donegal Bay/ A motion was carried/ That folks can get married/ No matter if straight or if gay./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-32856232 The Irish have now had their say From Dublin to Donegal Bay A … Continue reading →

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