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Forbidden fruit

A Russian wants Apple to pay/ Since one of its apps made him gay./ His sex life exploded/ The day he downloaded,/ But now he just wants Google Play./// https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/1180191212344610816 Advertisements

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Rotten Apple

There was a big firm making stacks/ From turning out iPods and Macs./ A Senate committee/ Said ain’t it a pity/ That Apple pays so little tax. ///http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/c1a2383a-c228-11e2-ab66-00144feab7de.html#axzz2TwVG4fcd There was a big firm making stacks From turning out iPods and Macs. A … Continue reading

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Crap Map App

A company famous for apps/ That saw its brand image collapse/ Has made an apology/ For dodgy topology/ Behind the crap app, Apple maps. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-19760978

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Seoul Trader

There was a tech business from Seoul/ Which got in a bit of a hole/ Rival firm Apple/ Won their legal grapple/ As a US court said Samsung stole. ///http://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/apple-patents-were-violated-by-samsung-jury-rules/2012/08/24/d4e44b2a-ee3b-11e1-afd8-097e90f99d05_story.html

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Bye Bye, Apple of the i

Apple’s Steve Jobs, who was born near/SF city in California/Made some stuff that’s not bad/iPhone, iPod & Pad/Original Mac man, we mourn yer. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/steve-jobs/8809997/Steve-Jobs-dies-live-blog.html

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