Tag Archives: isis

Nixed by Knicker-nicker

Posted on October 29, 2019 by

Officials in Kurdistan say/ A slip gave Baghdadi away,/ Caught out by a blunder where/ Spies stole his underwear,/ Providing some groin DNA./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50218637 on twitter

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Isis? What Isis?

Posted on December 23, 2018 by

James Mattis and now Brett McGurk/ Resigned when the number one Turk/ Outwitted their chief,/ Whose grasp of his brief/ Was that of an absolute jerk./// James Mattis and now Brett McGurkResigned when the number one TurkOutwitted their chief,Whose grasp … Continue reading →

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Daesh Dished

Posted on July 10, 2017 by

Iraqi PM Al-Abadi/ Says Mosul is free of Baghdadi/ And Da-esh is routed,/ Though it may be doubted/ That this goes for every jihadi./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-40558836 Iraqi PM Al-AbadiSays Mosul is free of BaghdadiAnd Da-esh is routed,Though it may be doubtedThat … Continue reading →

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What’s in a Name?

Posted on December 3, 2015 by

The self-proclaimed Islamic State/ Was rocked by the MPs’ debate./ It wasn’t the vote/ That got ISIL’s goat/ It’s being called Da’esh* they hate./// http://qz.com/563793/why-more-people-are-calling-isil-daesh-and-why-the-group-apparently-hates-it/ *For the last line to scan, you have to pronounce Daesh as two syllables, like … Continue reading →

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ISIS Crisis

Posted on October 2, 2015 by

The West’s in a bit of a crisis/ Regarding the problem of ISIS/ As Russia drops bombs/ On Hama and Homs,/ Leaving Assad to his own devices./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/01/russia-targeting-non-isis-groups-syria-airstrikes https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/649962518790733824

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Dildoes of Terror

Posted on June 29, 2015 by

A CNN journalist spied/ A pro-ISIS flag at gay pride,/ But oh what a cock-up -/ The flag was a mock-up,/ With dildoes for script on the side!/// http://www.vox.com/2015/6/28/8857415/cnn-isis-dildo-gay-pride-flag A CNN journalist spied A pro-ISIS flag at gay pride, But oh what … Continue reading →

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Ramadi Jihadis

Posted on May 18, 2015 by

The government’s loss of Ramadi/ Is bad for Iraq’s al-Abadi/ As more and more lands/ Fall into the hands/ Of ISIS Jihadi Baghdadi./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/18/shia-militias-ramadi-isis-anbar-iraq The government's loss of Ramadi Is bad for Iraq's al-Abadi As more and more lands Fall into the hands Of #ISIS … Continue reading →

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Come and Get Me!

Posted on January 5, 2015 by

A Kiwi decided his fate/ Was jihad with Islamic State./ He tweeted for terror/ But made one big error -/ He did it on geolocate./// http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11380705 A Kiwi decided his fate Was jihad with Islamic State. He tweeted for terror But made one … Continue reading →

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

Posted on December 14, 2014 by

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old Bangalore Got mixed up in Syria's war Police detained Biswas As one game of his … Continue reading →

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Big Daddy Baghdadi

Posted on June 29, 2014 by

The fellow they call El-Baghdadi/ A top fundamentalist baddy/ Said “I am the Caliph/ And you’re not my pal if/ You won’t come and be a Jihadi”./// The fellow they call El-Baghdadi A top fundamentalist baddy Said "I am the Caliph And you're … Continue reading →

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