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Nixed by Knicker-nicker

Officials in Kurdistan say/ A slip gave Baghdadi away,/ Caught out by a blunder where/ Spies stole his underwear,/ Providing some groin DNA./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50218637 on twitter

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Underground Undies

A water firm’s named a wrongdoer/ And roped in the press to pursue ‘er,/ So Come on Eileen,/ It’s time to come clean/ Did you flush your pants down the sewer?/// A water firm's named a wrongdoerAnd roped in the … Continue reading

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Brief Encounter

It wasn’t just Lineker’s bants/ About going live in his scants/ Although what he sports/ Might well be called shorts/ We finally saw #garyspants./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37074641 It wasn't just Lineker's bantsAbout going live in his scantsAlthough what he sportsMight well be … Continue reading

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