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Nixed by Knicker-nicker

Officials in Kurdistan say/ A slip gave Baghdadi away,/ Caught out by a blunder where/ Spies stole his underwear,/ Providing some groin DNA./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-50218637 on twitter

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Isis? What Isis?

James Mattis and now Brett McGurk/ Resigned when the number one Turk/ Outwitted their chief,/ Whose grasp of his brief/ Was that of an absolute jerk./// James Mattis and now Brett McGurkResigned when the number one TurkOutwitted their chief,Whose grasp … Continue reading

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Daesh Dished

Iraqi PM Al-Abadi/ Says Mosul is free of Baghdadi/ And Da-esh is routed,/ Though it may be doubted/ That this goes for every jihadi./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-40558836 Iraqi PM Al-AbadiSays Mosul is free of BaghdadiAnd Da-esh is routed,Though it may be doubtedThat … Continue reading

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Indiscretion Session

Trump may’ve let slip in discussions/ With various senior Russians/ Some classified dope;/ His enemies hope/ The POTUS may face repercussions./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-39931012 Trump may've let slip in discussionsWith various senior RussiansSome classified dope;His enemies hopeThe POTUS will face repercussions. — … Continue reading

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Abadi vs Jihadi

Iraqi PM Al-Abadi/ Said now we have taken Ramadi/ We’ll finish Da’esh/ That thorn in our flesh/ And get the jihadi Baghdadi./// https://www.dailystar.com.lb/News/Middle-East/2015/Dec-29/329335-abadi-vows-to-defeat-daesh-in-2016.ashx Iraqi PM Al-Abadi Said now we have taken Ramadi We'll finish Da'esh That thorn in our flesh And get the jihadi … Continue reading

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What’s in a Name?

The self-proclaimed Islamic State/ Was rocked by the MPs’ debate./ It wasn’t the vote/ That got ISIL’s goat/ It’s being called Da’esh* they hate./// http://qz.com/563793/why-more-people-are-calling-isil-daesh-and-why-the-group-apparently-hates-it/ *For the last line to scan, you have to pronounce Daesh as two syllables, like … Continue reading

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Ramadi Jihadis

The government’s loss of Ramadi/ Is bad for Iraq’s al-Abadi/ As more and more lands/ Fall into the hands/ Of ISIS Jihadi Baghdadi./// http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/may/18/shia-militias-ramadi-isis-anbar-iraq The government's loss of Ramadi Is bad for Iraq's al-Abadi As more and more lands Fall into the hands Of #ISIS … Continue reading

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Come and Get Me!

A Kiwi decided his fate/ Was jihad with Islamic State./ He tweeted for terror/ But made one big error -/ He did it on geolocate./// http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11380705 A Kiwi decided his fate Was jihad with Islamic State. He tweeted for terror But made one … Continue reading

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old Bangalore Got mixed up in Syria's war Police detained Biswas As one game of his … Continue reading

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Big Daddy Baghdadi

The fellow they call El-Baghdadi/ A top fundamentalist baddy/ Said “I am the Caliph/ And you’re not my pal if/ You won’t come and be a Jihadi”./// The fellow they call El-Baghdadi A top fundamentalist baddy Said "I am the Caliph And you're … Continue reading

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