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Too Smelly for Delhi

A fellow with fire in his belly,/ Arrested while heading to Delhi,/ Kicked up a big fuss/ When thrown off the bus/ Because of his socks being smelly./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-42192221 A fellow with fire in his belly,Arrested while heading to Delhi,Kicked … Continue reading

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Shat on from a Great Height

A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old Bangalore Got mixed up in Syria's war Police detained Biswas As one game of his … Continue reading

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Winning a la Modi

Results show the winning contender a/ BJP chap named Narendra/ Though experts expected/ He would be elected/ The margin predicted was slenderer. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27439456 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/467326876806291456

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Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word

Dave Cameron went to Amritsar/ To show how regretful the Brits are/ For that bloody scene/ Back in 1919/ But apologise? No, not one bit. sah! ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/david-cameron-makes-no-apology-for-amritsar-massacre-8503905.html Dave Cameron went to Amritsar/To show how regretful the Brits are/For that bloody … Continue reading

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Best of the rest

A win at the Edgbaston test/Makes England officially best/Out of all national teams/As strange as it seems/We’re better than all of the rest. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14520639.stm

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Not cricket?

A batsman who wanted his tea/Was run out at Trent Bridge on day 3/His team felt the wicket/Was not really cricket/And made India also agree. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/cricket/3724779/Ian-Bell-stars-with-controversial-ton.html

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Monday July 25th, 2011

England have won the first test/With the Indian side second best/Prior and Broad’s/2nd innings at Lord’s/And Anderson’s bowling impressed. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14283347.stm

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