Tag Archives: india

Testing Conditions

Posted on October 21, 2019 by twitmericks

When pupils are sitting their mocks/ An Indian school says to fox/ Those tempted to cheat/ It helps to secrete/ The head of each one in a box./// https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/10/21/india/india-student-box-cheating-intl-hnk-scli/index.html?__twitter_impression=true When pupils are sitting their mocksAn Indian school says to foxThose … Continue reading →

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Yeti again

Posted on May 1, 2019 by twitmericks

The Indian army released/ Some pix from the country’s northeast/ Of tracks in the snow/ That somehow they know/ Were made by a mythical beast./// The Indian army releasedSome pix from the country's northeastOf tracks in the snowThat somehow they … Continue reading →

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Steaming Cleaner

Posted on September 20, 2018 by twitmericks

Some Indian nationalists who/ Extol what cow products can do/ Make soap from the faeces/ Of this sacred species,/ Thus putting the poo in shampoo./// Some Indian nationalists whoExtol what cow products can doMake soap from the faecesOf this sacred … Continue reading →

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Naan-membership

Posted on September 1, 2018 by twitmericks

Post-Brexit, announces Liz Truss,/ More naan exports could be a plus,/ The same goes for crumpets,/ Though these things she trumpets/ Were not on the Leave campaign bus.///   Post-Brexit, announces Liz Truss,More naan exports could be a plus,The same … Continue reading →

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Too Smelly for Delhi

Posted on December 1, 2017 by twitmericks

A fellow with fire in his belly,/ Arrested while heading to Delhi,/ Kicked up a big fuss/ When thrown off the bus/ Because of his socks being smelly./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-42192221 A fellow with fire in his belly,Arrested while heading to Delhi,Kicked … Continue reading →

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Shat on from a Great Height

Posted on December 21, 2016 by twitmericks

A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading →

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A Cell for Mr Biswas

Posted on December 14, 2014 by twitmericks

A tweeter from old Bangalore/ Got mixed up in Syria’s war/ Police detained Biswas/ As one game of his was/ Distributing Jihadist gore./// http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/india/Mehdi-Biswas-ISISs-voice-on-Twitter-wanted-to-be-a-strategist/articleshow/45508617.cms A tweeter from old Bangalore Got mixed up in Syria's war Police detained Biswas As one game of his … Continue reading →

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Winning a la Modi

Posted on May 16, 2014 by twitmericks

Results show the winning contender a/ BJP chap named Narendra/ Though experts expected/ He would be elected/ The margin predicted was slenderer. ///http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-27439456 https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/467326876806291456

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Sorry Seems to be the Hardest Word

Posted on February 20, 2013 by twitmericks

Dave Cameron went to Amritsar/ To show how regretful the Brits are/ For that bloody scene/ Back in 1919/ But apologise? No, not one bit. sah! ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/david-cameron-makes-no-apology-for-amritsar-massacre-8503905.html Dave Cameron went to Amritsar/To show how regretful the Brits are/For that bloody … Continue reading →

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Best of the rest

Posted on August 14, 2011 by twitmericks

A win at the Edgbaston test/Makes England officially best/Out of all national teams/As strange as it seems/We’re better than all of the rest. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/14520639.stm

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