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Jumbo-sized blunder

An airline whose spelling’s horrific/ Messed up, or to be more specific/ Contrived to forget a/ Significant letter/ Which means there’s no effin’ Pacific!/// An airline whose spelling's horrificMessed up, or to be more specificContrived to forget aSignificant letterWhich means … Continue reading

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Cruz Control

BA CEO Alex Cruz/ Was sorry today on the news/ But says he’s not quitting/ In spite of admitting/ The mother of IT snafus./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-airways-alex-cruz-apologises-travel-disruptions-power-supply-cost-cutting-a7761436.html BA CEO Alex CruzWas sorry today on the newsBut says he's not quittingIn spite of … Continue reading

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Drag and Drop

A man who refused when invited/ To give up his seat by United/ Was dragged off a jet;/ They say they’re upset,/ But probably should be indicted./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/united-airlines-boss-oliver-munoz-says-passenger-belligerent A man who refused when invitedTo give up his seat by UnitedWas … Continue reading

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Shat on from a Great Height

A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading

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Don’t get Fuelled Again

A budget airline, Comtel Air/Found a way of increasing the fare/They made passengers pay/For the fuel – 20K/Before they could fly anywhere. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15762127

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