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Jumbo-sized blunder

An airline whose spelling’s horrific/ Messed up, or to be more specific/ Contrived to forget a/ Significant letter/ Which means there’s no effin’ Pacific!/// An airline whose spelling's horrificMessed up, or to be more specificContrived to forget aSignificant letterWhich means … Continue reading

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Flatulence and Turbulence

A plane was diverted one night/ When passengers started to fight;/ The turbulence started/ When one of them farted,/ So wind problems grounded the flight./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 A plane was diverted one nightWhen passengers started to fight;The turbulence startedWhen one of … Continue reading

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Cruz Control

BA CEO Alex Cruz/ Was sorry today on the news/ But says he’s not quitting/ In spite of admitting/ The mother of IT snafus./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-airways-alex-cruz-apologises-travel-disruptions-power-supply-cost-cutting-a7761436.html BA CEO Alex CruzWas sorry today on the newsBut says he's not quittingIn spite of … Continue reading

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When You Gotta Go – You Gotta Go!

A passenger thrown off a jet/ Was possibly made to regret/ That feeling a need/ He went off and peed/ Instead of just sit and get wet./// http://www.jsonline.com/story/news/columnists/jim-stingl/2017/04/26/stingl-need-pee-gets-man-kicked-off-delta-flight-milwaukee/100885528/ A passenger thrown off a jetWas possibly made to regretThat feeling a … Continue reading

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Drag and Drop

A man who refused when invited/ To give up his seat by United/ Was dragged off a jet;/ They say they’re upset,/ But probably should be indicted./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/united-airlines-boss-oliver-munoz-says-passenger-belligerent A man who refused when invitedTo give up his seat by UnitedWas … Continue reading

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Shat on from a Great Height

A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading

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Plane Stupid

There once was a chap on a plane/ Who spoke without using his brain/ “I have a disease”/ He said with a sneeze./ I don’t think he’ll do it again./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelvideo/11153395/Ebola-hoax-causes-scare-on-US-Airways-flight.html  

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Tongs of Terror

A suitcase was blown up with care/ To head off a blast in mid-air/ The suspect device,/ Says latest advice,/ Was something for straightening hair./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/11082958/Luton-Airport-evacuated-over-alert-on-hair-straighteners.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/509270311049887744

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Plane Crazy

A 747 from Boeing/ Had no idea where it was going./ It landed near Wichita/ Somewhere too tichy to/ Take off – it’s gonna need towing. ///http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/massive-boeing-747-jumbo-jet-stuck-after-mistakenly-landing-at-tiny-kansas-airport-8954408.html https://twitter.com/twitmericks/status/403587541032398848

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Don’t get Fuelled Again

A budget airline, Comtel Air/Found a way of increasing the fare/They made passengers pay/For the fuel – 20K/Before they could fly anywhere. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-15762127

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