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Tag Archives: aviation
Flight of fancy
According to Trump, human flight/ Predates those two brothers named Wright -/ The war in the air,/ Under rockets’ red glare,/ Was waged by the dawn’s early light./// According to Trump, human flightPredates those two brothers named Wright –The war … Continue reading
Flight of fancy
A pilot in southern Australia,/ While testing plane paraphernalia,/ Was moved to record/ The message ‘I’m bored’/ And trace out some male genitalia./// A pilot in southern Australia,While testing plane paraphernalia,Was moved to recordThe message 'I'm bored'And trace out some … Continue reading
Droning on
A pilotless craft being flown/ Within a prohibited zone/ Disrupted December/ In what we’ll remember/ As Air wars – Attack of the Drone./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-46643173 A pilotless craft being flownWithin a prohibited zoneDisrupted DecemberIn what we'll rememberAs Air wars – Attack … Continue reading
Jumbo-sized blunder
An airline whose spelling’s horrific/ Messed up, or to be more specific/ Contrived to forget a/ Significant letter/ Which means there’s no effin’ Pacific!/// An airline whose spelling's horrificMessed up, or to be more specificContrived to forget aSignificant letterWhich means … Continue reading
Flatulence and Turbulence
A plane was diverted one night/ When passengers started to fight;/ The turbulence started/ When one of them farted,/ So wind problems grounded the flight./// http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/fart-attack-plane-makes-emergency-landing-after-passenger-refuses-stop-breaking-wind-flight-1662146 A plane was diverted one nightWhen passengers started to fight;The turbulence startedWhen one of … Continue reading
Cruz Control
BA CEO Alex Cruz/ Was sorry today on the news/ But says he’s not quitting/ In spite of admitting/ The mother of IT snafus./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/british-airways-alex-cruz-apologises-travel-disruptions-power-supply-cost-cutting-a7761436.html BA CEO Alex CruzWas sorry today on the newsBut says he's not quittingIn spite of … Continue reading
Drag and Drop
A man who refused when invited/ To give up his seat by United/ Was dragged off a jet;/ They say they’re upset,/ But probably should be indicted./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/apr/11/united-airlines-boss-oliver-munoz-says-passenger-belligerent A man who refused when invitedTo give up his seat by UnitedWas … Continue reading
Shat on from a Great Height
A court ruled it isn’t alright/ For aeroplanes during a flight/ To make parts of Delhi/ Unbearably smelly/ By offloading passengers’ shite./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-38388351 A court ruled it isn't alrightFor aeroplanes during a flightTo make parts of DelhiUnbearably smellyBy offloading passengers' … Continue reading
Plane Stupid
There once was a chap on a plane/ Who spoke without using his brain/ “I have a disease”/ He said with a sneeze./ I don’t think he’ll do it again./// http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travelvideo/11153395/Ebola-hoax-causes-scare-on-US-Airways-flight.html