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Malodorous Malefactor

A flatulent suspect departed/ Soon after his questioning started,/ For rather than speak/ He’d just lift a cheek -/ To answer each question, he farted./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41950775 A flatulent suspect departedSoon after his questioning started,For rather than speakHe'd just lift a … Continue reading

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Foul Smell

“I just couldn’t stop once I’d started”,/ The footballer sadly imparted/ “It seems very hard/ To give a red card -/ My only offence was I farted!”/// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/22/swedish-footballer-sent-off-for-farting-during-match?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other "I just couldn't stop once I'd started",The footballer sadly imparted"It seems very … Continue reading

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Drum and Trumpet

One night in a blues bar, the drummer/ Let rip with a bit of a hummer/ He opened a window/ To let the foul wind go/ And got the bar fined – what a bummer!/// http://www.newser.com/story/208703/how-a-farting-drummer-cost-a-dc-bar-500.html One night in a … Continue reading

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