Drum and Trumpet

One night in a blues bar, the drummer/
Let rip with a bit of a hummer/
He opened a window/
To let the foul wind go/
And got the bar fined – what a bummer!
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http://www.newser.com/story/208703/how-a-farting-drummer-cost-a-dc-bar-500.html

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There is an old fellow called Mick/Who's been penning the odd limerick/I admit he's no Keats/But he does them in tweets/So to follow, you just have to click. https://twitter.com/#!/twitmericks "The limerick master of the twitterati" (The Guardian).
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