Sperm Bank Welcomes All Comers

Posted on June 25, 2015 by twitmericks

This one is not linked to a current news story, but inspired by a feature programme I heard on the BBC (link below). The combination of story and location proved irresistible.

A big UK sperm bank in Birmingham/
Has many containers with sperminem/
From all over Brum/
The men duly come/
Depositing gametes that squirminem.///

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b05zhhj4

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