Tag Archives: iran

Bum Smear

Posted on March 2, 2020 by twitmericks

A cleric is trying to train us/ To tackle this virus so heinous/ With exercise, diet/ And, if you can buy it,/ Some violet oil for the anus./// A cleric is trying to train usTo tackle this virus so heinous … Continue reading →

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Hawkward squad

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading →

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Upper Case for Treatment

Posted on July 23, 2018 by twitmericks

The Potus suggests that perhaps/ Rouhani should stop picking scraps,/ Not rouse U.S. ire,/ Or else he will fire/ MORE TWEETS THAT ARE WRITTEN IN CAPS!/// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919772

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Depleted Capacity

Posted on May 9, 2018 by twitmericks

There once was a deal on Iranian/ Restraint in enriching uranium,/ Which President Trump/ Decided to dump,/ Not having a brain in his cranium./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-iran-nuclear-rouhani/rouhani-says-iran-will-remain-in-nuclear-deal-idUSKBN1I92T7 There once was a deal on IranianRestraint in enriching uranium,Which President TrumpDecided to dump,Not having … Continue reading →

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Bibi’s Bombshell

Posted on May 1, 2018 by twitmericks

PM Netanyahu has shown/ Some files that he says will make known/ A secretive plan/ To flout the nuke ban/ (Iranian, not Israel’s own)./// https://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/15/truth-israels-secret-nuclear-arsenal PM Netanyahu has shownSome files that he says will make knownA secretive planTo flout the … Continue reading →

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Bungling Boris

Posted on November 7, 2017 by twitmericks

A woman in jail in Iran/ Risks even more time in the can/ Because of the work/ Of Boris the jerk,/ A deeply incompetent man./// https://www.ft.com/content/24b3a740-c307-11e7-b2bb-322b2cb39656 A woman in jail in IranRisks even more time in the canBecause of the … Continue reading →

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Who Ran Iran?

Posted on May 20, 2017 by twitmericks

Rouhani successfully ran/ Against the Supreme Leader’s man/ To win reelection;/ Despite this rejection,/ The old Mullah still ran Iran./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-39984066 Rouhani successfully ranAgainst the Supreme Leader's manTo win reelection;Despite this rejection,The old Mullah still ran Iran. — Mick Twister … Continue reading →

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I Ran Iran

Posted on January 9, 2017 by twitmericks

There was an Iranian man/ Who used to be big in Tehran/ But old Rafsanjani,/ Like Hassan Rouhani,/ Had fights over who ran Iran./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-38551639 There was an Iranian manWho used to be big in TehranBut old Rafsanjani,Like Hassan Rouhani,Had … Continue reading →

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Dipsomatic Spat

Posted on January 28, 2016 by twitmericks

Inviting Rouhani to dine/ The French took a principled line/ Let’s cancel the meeting/ There’s no point in eating/ Unless we can also have wine./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/irans-european-tour-french-officials-cancel-diplomatic-lunch-with-visiting-president-hassan-rouhani-a6838181.html Inviting Rouhani to dine The French took a principled line Let's cancel the meeting There's no point … Continue reading →

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Vatican Cover-up

Posted on January 26, 2016 by twitmericks

Rouhani saw Vatican City/ And lots of its art that’s so pretty/ But anything nude/ Was not to be viewed -/ They hid away every last titty./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35413384 Rouhani saw Vatican City And lots of its art that's so pretty But anything … Continue reading →

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