Tag Archives: usa

Ambo in limbo

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading

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The wrong Kim

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

The USA’s sureness of touch/ In winning out over the Dutch/ Secured for their nation/ The world’s admiration./ The President’s style, not so much./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe The USA's sureness of touch In winning out over the DutchSecured for their nationThe world's … Continue reading

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Trump bump

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading

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Muellered

The President tried to obstruct/ The Mueller inquiry, and ducked/ Its questions, and though/ He’s crowing, we know/ He greeted its launch with “I’m fucked”./// The President tried to obstructThe Mueller inquiry, and duckedIts questions, and thoughHe's crowing, we knowHe … Continue reading

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Every day he loves you less and less

There was an old fellow named Trump/ Who, when he was out on the stump,/ Adored Wikileaks,/ Which now, when he speaks,/ He seems rather eager to dump./// There was an old fellow named TrumpWho, when he was out on … Continue reading

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Out on his Assange

There was an old man with a beard/ Who said it is just as I feared,/ My embassy haven/ When young and clean-shaven/ Has gone, and the cops have appeared./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47891737   There was an old man with a beardWho … Continue reading

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Image problem

A governor faced with disgrace/ To do with his yearbook and race,/ By owning some pix/ He then tried to nix,/ Is trying quite hard to lose face./// A governor faced with disgraceTo do with his yearbook and race,By owning … Continue reading

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Mitt dumps Trump

His fellow Republican, Mitt,/ Declared Donald Trump is unfit/ And went on to say/ He’s causing dismay./ The rest of the world said: “No Shit!”/// His fellow Republican, Mitt,Declared Donald Trump is unfitAnd went on to sayHe's causing dismay.The rest … Continue reading

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Man accidentally shoots himself in meat department

In Wal-Mart, a man packing heat/ Was shopping for something to eat;/ The gun, to his shock/ Went off at half-cock/ And gave him reductions on meat./// In Wal-Mart, a man packing heatWas shopping for something to eat;The gun, to … Continue reading

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