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Right to Bear Alms

Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,/ Those well-armed political players/ Who love all things gunny/ Are clean out of money/ So shoot them a few #ThoughtsAndPrayers./// Oh pity the poor NRA-ers,Those well-armed political playersWho love all things gunnyAre clean out of … Continue reading

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More Trumpery

An ex-Trump attorney named Cohen/ Denies Donald’s claims of not knowin/’ Of campaign discussions/ With prominent Russians;/ Trump’s nose, like the scandal, keeps growin’./// An ex-Trump attorney named CohenDenies Donald's claims of not knowin'Of campaign discussionsWith prominent Russians;Trump's nose, like … Continue reading

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Upper Case for Treatment

The Potus suggests that perhaps/ Rouhani should stop picking scraps,/ Not rouse U.S. ire,/ Or else he will fire/ MORE TWEETS THAT ARE WRITTEN IN CAPS!/// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44919772

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Retreat from Moscow

A small-handed Russophile bloke/ Declared that he kinda misspoke,/ And meant to say ‘wouldn’t’,/ A story that shouldn’t/ Convince many rational folk./// A small-handed Russophile blokeDeclared that he kinda misspoke,And meant to say 'wouldn't',A story that shouldn'tConvince many rational folk.https://t.co/9Hx0AvoOaC#TrumpPutinContinue reading

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Flying Visit

There is a big empty balloon/ That looks like a total buffoon;/ With bright yellow hair,/ Chock full of hot air,/ And so is his airborne lampoon./// https://www.bbc.com/news/av/uk-politics-44820849/trump-baby-blimp-launched-in-london There is a big empty balloonThat looks like a total buffoon;With bright … Continue reading

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Family Values

Addressing his policy fail/ The child snatcher POTUS turned tail/ By signing an order/ So kids at the border/ Can also be slammed into jail./// Addressing his policy failThe child snatcher POTUS turned tailBy signing an orderSo kids at the … Continue reading

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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Stupid

An FBI fool out for fun/ Was dancing while packing a gun/ But as the Fed flipped/ His firearm slipped/ And wounded a man as it spun./// An FBI fool out for funWas dancing while packing a gunBut as the … Continue reading

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Trump Seizes on C-word

The President tweeting with rancour/ About someone calling Ivanka/ A vulgar expression/ Confirms the impression/ He’s one hypocritical wanker./// The President tweeting with rancourAbout someone calling IvankaA vulgar expressionConfirms the impressionHe's one hypocritical wanker.#trump #SamanthaBee — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June … Continue reading

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Royal Pretender

An expert on Harry and Wills/ Named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills/ Is not, it transpires,/ A squire from the shires,/ But Tommy from New York’s green hills./// https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/british-expert-on-the-royal-family-is-actually-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-1527775859 An expert on Harry and WillsNamed Thomas J. Mace-Archer-MillsIs not, it transpires,A squire … Continue reading

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Roseanne Barred

The TV performer Roseanne,/ A bit of a Donald Trump fan,/ Was racist on Twitter,/ Which came back and bit ‘er/ When ABC gave her the can./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44294632 The TV performer Roseanne,A bit of a Donald Trump fan,Was racist on … Continue reading

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