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Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead Stupid

An FBI fool out for fun/ Was dancing while packing a gun/ But as the Fed flipped/ His firearm slipped/ And wounded a man as it spun./// An FBI fool out for funWas dancing while packing a gunBut as the … Continue reading

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Trump Seizes on C-word

The President tweeting with rancour/ About someone calling Ivanka/ A vulgar expression/ Confirms the impression/ He’s one hypocritical wanker./// The President tweeting with rancourAbout someone calling IvankaA vulgar expressionConfirms the impressionHe's one hypocritical wanker.#trump #SamanthaBee — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) June … Continue reading

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Royal Pretender

An expert on Harry and Wills/ Named Thomas J. Mace-Archer-Mills/ Is not, it transpires,/ A squire from the shires,/ But Tommy from New York’s green hills./// https://www.wsj.com/amp/articles/british-expert-on-the-royal-family-is-actually-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-1527775859 An expert on Harry and WillsNamed Thomas J. Mace-Archer-MillsIs not, it transpires,A squire … Continue reading

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Roseanne Barred

The TV performer Roseanne,/ A bit of a Donald Trump fan,/ Was racist on Twitter,/ Which came back and bit ‘er/ When ABC gave her the can./// https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-44294632 The TV performer Roseanne,A bit of a Donald Trump fan,Was racist on … Continue reading

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Bad Korea Move

Old President Trump, on a whim,/ Has cancelled his summit with Kim;/ If Trump had his eyes/ On a Nobel Peace Prize,/ The chances now look pretty slim./// Old President Trump, on a whim,Has cancelled his summit with Kim;If Trump … Continue reading

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Way Off Target

Let’s go around laying the blame/ On ritalin, sexual shame,/ Abortion or doors -/ Pick any old cause,/ Just don’t put those guns in the frame./// Let's go around laying the blameOn ritalin, sexual shame,Abortion or doors –Pick any old … Continue reading

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Public Enemy Number Two

A Jersey inspector of schools/ Arrested for flouting the rules/ Was baring his backside/ Each day by the trackside/ And slyly depositing stools./// A Jersey inspector of schoolsArrested for flouting the rulesWas baring his backsideEach day by the tracksideAnd slyly … Continue reading

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What’s Up Doc?

There was an old medical doc/ Who swore Donald Trump was a rock,/ And couldn’t be better,/ But now says his letter/ Was written by Trump – what a shock!/// There was an old medical docWho swore Donald Trump was … Continue reading

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Korea Break

There was a young leader named Kim/ Who went to Beijing on a whim/ He headed to see/ Old President Xi,/ Though Trump thinks it’s all about him./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/kim-xi-meeting-presents-a-new-challenge-for-trump-on-north-korea/2018/03/28/55e7e8a6-31f9-11e8-b6bd-0084a1666987_story.html?utm_term=.6c2d8f0d9e9c There was a young leader named KimWho went to Beijing on … Continue reading

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On the March

A multitude gathers as one/ Refusing to bow to the gun/ The movement that drives/ The #March For Our Lives/ Sees clearly what has to be done./// https://edition.cnn.com/2018/03/24/us/march-for-our-lives/index.html A multitude gathers as oneRefusing to bow to the gunThe movement that … Continue reading

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