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The Potus declared civil woron/ Rex T who had called him a moron/ He said it’s fake news/ But let’s test IQs/ A test I’ll get such a big scoron./// http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-41570266 The Potus declared civil woronRex T who had called … Continue reading

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DC Dump

According to President Trump/ The White House is rather a dump/ It lacks golden showers/ Like those at Trump Towers/ To pamper the POTUS’s rump./// http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-white-house-us-president-real-dump-chelsea-clinton-golf-bedminster-golf-club-new-jersey-a7872096.html According to President TrumpThe White House is rather a dumpIt lacks golden showersLike those … Continue reading

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Mooch Job Blow

The Mooch is now back on the shelf/ Not wanted as Donald’s house-elf/ Summarily fired/ When only just hired./ I hope he’s not down on himself./// The Mooch is now back on the shelfNot wanted as Donald's house-elfSummarily firedWhen only … Continue reading

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Scaramouche, can you?

Scaramucci provoked a fandango,/ Denying it takes two to tango/ For strategist Bannon,/ A fellow loose cannon;/ I ask you – how low can a mango?/// http://www.newyorker.com/news/ryan-lizza/anthony-scaramucci-called-me-to-unload-about-white-house-leakers-reince-priebus-and-steve-bannon Scaramucci provoked a fandango,Denying it takes two to tangoFor strategist Bannon,A fellow loose … Continue reading

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Sins of the Father

  The story of Donald Trump Junior/ Continues to get even loonier/ His email discussions/ On dirt from the Russians/ Make Donald’s defence ever punier./// The story of Donald Trump JrContinues to get ever loonierHis email discussionsOn dirt from the … Continue reading

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Putin on a Show

The POTUS began, so they say,/ ‘Let’s just get this out of the way -/ Look here Vladimir/ Did you interfere? You didn’t? Well then we’re OK’./// http://uk.businessinsider.com/tillerson-stunned-trump-asked-putin-russia-election-meddling-2017-7?r=US&IR=T The POTUS began, so they say,'Let's just get this out of the … Continue reading

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Life’s a Beach

  In taking the sun at the beach/ Chris Christie committed a breach/ Of what he decreed/ Not seeing the need/ To practise the shit that we preach./// http://www.nj.com/politics/index.ssf/2017/07/christie_pictured_at_island_beach_state_park_durin.html In taking the sun at the beachChris Christie committed a breachOf … Continue reading

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Trump Must be Seen to be Done

Enquiries are being conducted/ To see if the POTUS obstructed/ A judicial probe;/ All over the globe/ Observers say he sure as fucted./// https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/special-counsel-is-investigating-trump-for-possible-obstruction-of-justice/2017/06/14/9ce02506-5131-11e7-b064-828ba60fbb98_story.html?utm_term=.2ff12885504a&wpisrc=nl_most-draw8&wpmm=1 Enquiries are being conductedTo see if the POTUS obstructedA judicial probe;All over the globeObservers say he … Continue reading

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See Ya Later Dictator

A CIA-trained operator,/ The pineapple-visaged dictator,/ Ran Panama viciously/ And so darn capriciously/ They kicked him out sooner or later./// A CIA-trained operator,The pineapple-visaged dictatorRan Panama viciouslyAnd so darn capriciouslyThey kicked him out sooner or later. — Mick Twister (@twitmericks) … Continue reading

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Angela’s Clashes

According to Angela Merkel/ The USA led by this jerk’ll/ Be less of a friend/ On whom to depend/ Likewise Mrs May and her circle./// https://www.reuters.com/article/us-germany-politics-merkel-idUSKBN18O0JK According to Angela MerkelThe USA led by this jerk'llBe less of a friendOn whom … Continue reading

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