Tag Archives: usa

Not in Kansas Anymore

Posted on February 3, 2020 by twitmericks

A fellow who’s miseducated/ Thought Super Bowl stars should be fêted,/ But baffled the fans as/ He glorified Kansas -/ Geography-wise, Trump mis-stated./// A fellow who's miseducatedThought Super Bowl stars should be fêted,But baffled the fans asHe glorified Kansas –Geography-wise, … Continue reading →

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Comic Economics

Posted on December 20, 2019 by twitmericks

We learn from U.S. memoranda/ That POTUS has managed to land a/ Completely unreal/ And marvellous deal/ On trade with the state of Wakanda./// We learn from U.S. memorandaThat POTUS has managed to land aCompletely unrealAnd marvellous dealOn trade with … Continue reading →

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Mocking Turd

Posted on December 4, 2019 by twitmericks

A sensitive snowflake named Trump/ Made clear he had taken the hump/ At being discussed in/ A huddle by Justin/ And others who think him a chump./// A sensitive snowflake named TrumpMade clear he had taken the humpAt being discussed … Continue reading →

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Trump Dumps Kurds

Posted on October 12, 2019 by twitmericks

The Turkish assault on the Kurds/ Elicits from Trump empty words,/ Some meaningless platitudes/ Masking true attitudes,/ Rhetoric just for the birds./// The Turkish assault on the KurdsElicits from Trump empty words,Meaningless platitudesMasking true attitudes,Rhetoric just for the birds.#SyrianKurds #Kurds#KurdsBetrayedByTrump#trump … Continue reading →

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Hawkward squad

Posted on September 11, 2019 by twitmericks

The White House advisor John Bolton,/ Who liked it so hot it was molten,/ Fell out with the chief,/ A source of relief/ To countries he urged an assault on./// The White House advisor John Bolton,Who liked it so hot … Continue reading →

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Ambo in limbo

Posted on July 10, 2019 by twitmericks

A diplomat fellow named Kim/ Said POTUS’s White House was grim;/ When Trump got the hump/ And Johnson kissed rump/ It all ended badly for him./// A diplomat fellow named KimSaid POTUS's White House was grim;When Trump got the humpAnd … Continue reading →

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The wrong Kim

Posted on July 9, 2019 by twitmericks

A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump/ Got into a bit of a grump/ As Britain’s ambassador/ Could not have been acider/ About the incompetent chump./// A thin-skinned old fellow named Trump Got into a bit of a grump As Britain's … Continue reading →

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USWNT 2 POTUS 0

Posted on July 7, 2019 by twitmericks

The USA’s sureness of touch/ In winning out over the Dutch/ Secured for their nation/ The world’s admiration./ The President’s style, not so much./// https://www.theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/07/trump-usa-world-cup-win-megan-rapinoe The USA's sureness of touch In winning out over the DutchSecured for their nationThe world's … Continue reading →

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Trump bump

Posted on June 3, 2019 by twitmericks

A small-handed yellow-haired whiner/ Who came to warn Brits against China/ Was shockingly seen/ To fist-bump the queen,/ Manhandling the royal regina./// A small-handed yellow-haired whiner Who came to warn Brits against ChinaWas shockingly seenTo fist-bump the queen,Manhandling the royal … Continue reading →

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Muellered

Posted on April 19, 2019 by twitmericks

The President tried to obstruct/ The Mueller inquiry, and ducked/ Its questions, and though/ He’s crowing, we know/ He greeted its launch with “I’m fucked”./// The President tried to obstructThe Mueller inquiry, and duckedIts questions, and thoughHe's crowing, we knowHe … Continue reading →

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